Confessions

StonedFarmer

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I have been looking at these nursesall week, minus the not sogood looking ones (what's bad looking when your on opiates though?)

when I was younger a guy crept on a young girl and some friends and me did horrible things. he will never walk again

I'm most likely the reason the exwife and me are not together. being the dickhead I am and having no values ya it's gotta be me.

I knew my friend was being cheated on but refused to tell him because he stopped talking to m until she left him. lulz he started talking to me again now he's in prison. great friend I am
 

StonedFarmer

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k can I confess father @charface

none of those make me feel bad

I've done worse to better people.

bad things make me happy, worst was my drug counsellor wants to visit me in the hospital for a check up. bastard says he will meet me at my house monday.

I guess I gotta lay the lines out and tell him don't cross these or snort them! but I will draw the lines for him

confession: I'm in love with my girlfriend because she is a better drinker then me, and she gives head in public spaces like a crack fiend and his pipe
 

charface

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If you can get that stuff to happen then Jesus must want it for you.
after all he could stop it right?

I say congrats to you
 

Yessica...

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I think people who leave because of trolls are pussies.
I think TROLLS and SOCKS are fucking pussies.

LIKE THE WORST.

Who the fuck has to hide behind a fake account just so they can tell people "what they really feel"???

Dickless cunts.

I confess, if this was the Matrix and we actually met people from the internet - I would Castrate all fucking evil sock cunts.

And you know the evil ones. Everyone knows.

P.S. Dyna and people that get banned for silly reasons don't count.

DYNA RYDER FOR GLOBAL MOD!!!!!!
 

Yessica...

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He is silently laying eggs in our innards.
He will present in all his glory soon as he's finished.
Pinworm impregnated me with his mind. Our fetus is already reading at an 8th grade level

By the time that little fucker is born it'll be able to post, and he will take over in Pins absence.

His name will be Festus and he's going to be born with a tail and gay as the night is long...in Nunavut in the winter.

I would be the BEST mom to a gay son.

Fact.
 
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