Time to TURN THE PAGE - maybe?

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Yessica...

Yessica...

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mr sunshine said:
Are you really? That wouldn't surprise me at all.
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Pretty sure my verbal abilities and grammar may (and I don't want to assume here) but maaaaay not be as good as it is if that was actually my job title.

I could have been a doctor, I shit you not. I'm real smart.

But crazy got in my way, most of the time.

Anywho - good now. But I would have to remove at least part of my frontal lobe in order to do that Job and not jump off of a bridge immediately after.

Just saying. Hahahah
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Yessica... said:
Pretty sure my verbal abilities and grammar may (and I don't want to assume here) but maaaaay not be as good as it is if that was actually my job title.

I could have been a doctor, I shit you not. I'm real smart.

But crazy got in my way, most of the time.

Anywho - good now. But I would have to remove at least part of my frontal lobe in order to do that Job and not jump off of a bridge immediately after.

Just saying. Hahahah
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One time I was at the Dr's office and dick got in my way..









at least that's what his name tag said.

It was my fault though, I back up into it.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Um....am I the only female in here right now?

Starting to feel a little bit like Jody Foster in "The Accused"...

Anyone have a pin ball machine kicking around? No?

WHEW! That was a close one...


Don't worry, none of you would ever go to prison. Do you SEE what I was WEARING?

Totally asking for it....
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Yessica... said:
What does un-fluffable mean?

Your feathers Don't Get riled?

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Or just your COCK doesn't work?

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Poor little bird...
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my stinky bird dick has been dragged threw the mud on several occasions..The death blow has been delivered. Don't fear it ,tis but hurt and scared... I'm sure your pelvic bones might finish it off...Please finish me... like the brother u never had...we are one!













"POETRY" Google that shit!
 
ebgood

ebgood

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mr sunshine said:
my stinky bird dick has been dragged threw the mud on several occasions..The death blow has been delivered. Don't fear it ,tis but hurt and scared... I'm sure your pelvic bones might finish it off...Please finish me... like the brother u never had...we are one!













"POETRY" Google that shit!
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