Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Unclebaldrick

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Give her anal for mothers day and she is obligated to give you anal on fathers day.
Just dont stand in the front.
Have not brought anal up for a while. First she was pregnant, I don't know why but it seemed like a bad idea. Then there was childbirth. Childbirth ain't kind to that part of a lady. But it seems like the time is right. What What?!

What do you think @sunni
 

Unclebaldrick

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Hannity =Fredo...............does he think that's a good thing?
Actually, it's "freedom is back in style" but I heard "Fredo" on account of the context. What a boob. A lying boob. His ridiculous screed on taxes today showed that he has no idea what a marginal tax rate is... among other things. He kept me awake on I-76 tho. Twat.

He seemed real touchy about Rubio's boat.
 

Singlemalt

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Actually, it's "freedom is back in style" but I heard "Fredo" on account of the context. What a boob. A lying boob. His ridiculous screed on taxes today showed that he has no idea what a marginal tax rate is... among other things. He kept me awake on I-76 tho. Twat.

He seemed real touchy about Rubio's boat.
Ahhhh..well, he kept you awake and ya didn't crash, so that's a good thing. Rubio's boat is a non-issue, however, I've had a better boat for alot less money, unless that's the point.
 

Yessica...

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Fucking fuck fuckity fuck. My car won't start, I'm parked on a hill and my gas tank was almost empty and now my fucking car won't start.

I have a sales meeting this morning and all the dinks I work with either don't look at their phones in the morning, or they are just the type of people that sleep in and show up at the last min.

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DONT PICK UP THEIR PHONES!

And actually, I fucking hate it when people sleep in. Wake the fuck up! You have shit to do - give yourself time.

Fuck. hahahahaha

EDIT: My roommate who I work with woke up. Crisis averted. hahahahah
 
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