Flirting with disaster.

[Yessica...]

"Hey girl, what do you say we make a mess of the next 6 months, then go our seperate ways?"

bahahahahahahahahahahahaah

 

[Yessica...]

"You're very attractive, congratulations on your genetics"

I could also say, anything from this, and it would likely work:

It's real easy when you have a vagina. Not really fair is it?

 

[neosapien]

bahahahahahahahahahahahaah

"You're cute. You remind me of my pinky toe. I can see myself banging you on my coffee table late tonight."

 

[Yessica...]

"You're cute. You remind me of my pinky toe. I can see myself banging you on my coffee table late tonight."

How about:

Hey I like yours hands, I want them inside me....

 

[Yessica...]

Who's got 2 thumbs and wants to suck your dick like she's mad at it?

THIS GUY:



60% of the time, it works EVERY time...

 

[neosapien]

I imagine if you didn't refer to yourself as a guy, it'd work 100% of the time.

 

[Yessica...]

I imagine if you didn't refer to yourself as a guy, it'd work 100% of the time.

It weeds out the prudes that aren't into strap ons.

I know what I said....

 

[Red1966]

This one actually worked, and I'm still amazed by it.

I was 17 and shopping around hottopic (fuck off). Anyway this cute cashier comes up and ask "do you wanna try anything on?"

I reply, "You know no one has ever tried to get me out of my clothes so fast"

Ended up hanging out with her after work and we chatted over the phone a couple of times. Good times. Shame she was a military kid and still living with her parents. She was 18 but in her senior year of highschool. So she moved away before we could start to get serious.

So it didn't actually "work" then?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

A friend of mine once said to a guy something quite rude in response to his lame attempt to chat her up.

"Hello gorgeous, why don't you sit on my lap?"
" With a huge nose like that I'd rather sit on your face!!!" Classic imo!

 

[qwizoking]

Hmmm which sounds more appealing to me?
Im going with face, always better

 

[hempyninja309]

I have some coupons and would love to take you out to arbys.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Im too damn hot to need pick up lines.

 

[Singlemalt]

"You look like you have a little Italian in you" "No" "You want some?"


It actually worked, ended up marrying her

 

[Yessica...]

"You look like you have a little Italian in you" "No" "You want some?"


It actually worked, ended up marrying her

Awwwwwwwes....

Too cute!

 

[iamnobody]

Who's got 2 thumbs and wants to suck your dick like she's mad at it?

THIS GUY:

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60% of the time, it works EVERY time...

With a rack like that, I'm willing to overlook the whole "guy" thing.

 

[vro]

i was bored talking to someone and said shut up and have sex with me and it didnt go to well

 

[tyler.durden]

I have some coupons and would love to take you out to arbys.

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!

 

[tyler.durden]

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon...

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Hookabelly]

I dont use pick up lines, i use my eyes..
Real talk though

THIS ^^^^^@guys: don't use ANY lines and make it so easy for us! LOL use your eyes…try it next time.