How to sneak into Canada

[Yessica...]

I always wanted to fuck a 10 year old in the ass.

bahahahahaahah

Its a saying. I swear!

 

[mr sunshine]

I always wanted to fuck a 10 year old in the ass.

Reported for showing your true intentions.



After I hit report I wrote. Uses the Internet as a tool to maneuver 10 year old buttholes towards his penis.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Reported for showing your true intentions.



After I hit report I wrote. Uses the Internet as a tool to maneuver year old butholes towards his penis.

It's just a virtual conveyor belt that moves them right onto it. Totally virtual though.

 

[mr sunshine]

It's just a virtual conveyor belt that moves them right onto it. Totally virtual though.

Conveyor belt? FUCK, you're lazy.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Conveyor belt? FUCK, you're lazy.

Not too lazy. I mixed my powerade with wine tonight. Chardonnay. Playing it cool until the cops drive by.

 

[mr sunshine]

Not too lazy. I mixed my powerade with wine tonight. Chardonnay. Playing it cool until the cops drive by.

Why are the cops driving by? Why didn't you spend an extra 50 cents and go with gatorade?

 

[UncleBuck]

I was wondering if anybody knew how to sneak into Canada from the midwest.

PS I'm in Indiana

dress up like a beaver.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Not too lazy. I mixed my powerade with wine tonight. Chardonnay. Playing it cool until the cops drive by.

lol Reminds me of Fred Sanford, when he would mix ripple with other drinks.

I mixed Ripple and Champange, I call it Champimple.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Why are the cops driving by? Why didn't you spend an extra 50 cents and go with gatorade?

I can't talk about everything right now. I just need you to understand. Remember what I told you and don't ever forget that I love you.

 

[mr sunshine]

I can't talk about everything right now. I just need you to understand. Remember what I told you and don't ever forget that I love you.

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But, powerade is so ghetto.

 

[Blue Wizard]

But, powerade is so ghetto.

I like the wild cherry one, it tastes like capri sun, but it's in a big bottle so you don't have to drink like 30 of those little packets. It's hard as fuck to get the straws to go in those sometimes.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I like the wild cherry one, it tastes like capri sun, but it's in a big bottle so you don't have to drink like 30 of those little packets. It's hard as fuck to get the straws to go in those sometimes.

Wild cherry powerade, huh... You wanna get wild tonight?

 

[UncleBuck]

Can I be your first taste of foreskin?

 

[mr sunshine]

@Yessica... you've been wanting to see it for a while now. What do you think? It's actually really fat u can't tell from that angle but it is..I'm not even fully hard in that picture.​

 

[bu$hleaguer]

@Yessica... you've been wanting to see it for a while now. What do you think? It's actually really fat u can't tell from that angle but it is..I'm not even fully hard in that picture.​

She likes it bro. Remember- they always like it.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Wild cherry powerade, huh... You wanna get wild tonight?

You asking? I heard you are quite passable.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

You asking? I heard you are quite passable.

You know I am. Totally passable. Just make sure you have a few drinks and get loose first.

 

[mr sunshine]

She likes it bro. Remember- they always like it.

She fucking loves it.. she's so excited she can't even reply. Probably masterbating to my piece, I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

She fucking loves it.. she's so excited she can't even reply. Probably masterbating to my piece, I wouldn't be surprised.

Oh hell yea. There ain't no sneakin into her Canada. She saw that piece. You're going feet first. Passport or not, it's a worm hole, bro. Shits gonna suck you the fuck in and spit you out like plasma. Welcome to canada.

 

[Blue Wizard]

She fucking loves it.. she's so excited she can't even reply. Probably masterbating to my piece, I wouldn't be surprised.

That's a nice clit... er.. Uh, penis you got there, it's so big, how do you find pants that fit?