How to sneak into Canada
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mr sunshine
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Reported for showing your true intentions.
After I hit report I wrote. Uses the Internet as a tool to maneuver 10 year old buttholes towards his penis.
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bu$hleaguer
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It's just a virtual conveyor belt that moves them right onto it. Totally virtual though.
mr sunshine
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Conveyor belt? FUCK, you're lazy.
bu$hleaguer
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Not too lazy. I mixed my powerade with wine tonight. Chardonnay. Playing it cool until the cops drive by.
mr sunshine
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Why are the cops driving by? Why didn't you spend an extra 50 cents and go with gatorade?
UncleBuck
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dress up like a beaver.
Blue Wizard
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lol Reminds me of Fred Sanford, when he would mix ripple with other drinks.
I mixed Ripple and Champange, I call it Champimple.
bu$hleaguer
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I can't talk about everything right now. I just need you to understand. Remember what I told you and don't ever forget that I love you.
mr sunshine
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But, powerade is so ghetto.
Blue Wizard
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I like the wild cherry one, it tastes like capri sun, but it's in a big bottle so you don't have to drink like 30 of those little packets. It's hard as fuck to get the straws to go in those sometimes.
bu$hleaguer
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Wild cherry powerade, huh... You wanna get wild tonight?
UncleBuck
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mr sunshine
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@Yessica... you've been wanting to see it for a while now. What do you think? It's actually really fat u can't tell from that angle but it is..I'm not even fully hard in that picture.
bu$hleaguer
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She likes it bro. Remember- they always like it.
Blue Wizard
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bu$hleaguer
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You asking? I heard you are quite passable.
You know I am. Totally passable. Just make sure you have a few drinks and get loose first.
mr sunshine
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She fucking loves it.. she's so excited she can't even reply. Probably masterbating to my piece, I wouldn't be surprised.
bu$hleaguer
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Oh hell yea. There ain't no sneakin into her Canada. She saw that piece. You're going feet first. Passport or not, it's a worm hole, bro. Shits gonna suck you the fuck in and spit you out like plasma. Welcome to canada.
Blue Wizard
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That's a nice clit... er.. Uh, penis you got there, it's so big, how do you find pants that fit?
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