Let's get drunk!!!

[curious2garden]

Jaysus....they are coyotes, not fucking timber wolves

He'd shit himself if he came to face with a raccoon.

 

[Singlemalt]

^^^^^^LOL

 

[Singlemalt]

He'd shit himself if he came to face with a raccoon.

Yeah, they have those masks ya know; so ya can't identify them, cuz well if you unmask it, nuthin to lose, they'll kill you rather go to jail

 

[Pinworm]

So many lols.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

you changed your story. coyotes attack people that often huh?

I've heard numerous stories of people walking the roads at night and drivers pulled over and told them that they seen a pack of coyotes following them in these parts, and there is only one reason a pack of coyotes would follow a single human being

 

[Singlemalt]

Google is your friend Bong. We have more to fear from our own pet dogs. Cattle and horses kill more people per year than all recorded coyote attacks


Edit: But if you smell like a used tampon................

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

He'd shit himself if he came to face with a raccoon.

did ya know raccoon's were almost introduced to canada? a storage container landed in newfoundland i believe which contained like 6 raccoon's from dang ol merica, they only hunted down 4 of them

So many lols.

I've had a chuckle from this also

 

[curious2garden]

Yeah, they have those masks ya know; so ya can't identify them, cuz well if you unmask it, nuthin to lose, they'll kill you rather go to jail

 

[Pinworm]

Google is your friend Bong. We have more to fear from our own pet dogs. Cattle and horses kill more people per year than all recorded coyote attacks


Edit: But if you smell like a used tampon................

He's so full of shit. I'd like to see a link to ANY recorded 'pack of coyote' attacks that happened wherever the fuck he is from within the last 10 years.

Fuck I bet aspirin kills more people per year than that.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

we don't need any fucking raccoon's in Canada thats for sure, they're smart ass fucking pests, capable of turning door knobs, we're sick of shooting squirrels that infest our sheds and ruin shit

 

[Singlemalt]

He's so full of shit. I'd like to see a link to ANY recorded 'pack of coyote' attacks that happened wherever the fuck he is from within the last 10 years.

Fuck I bet aspirin kills more people per year than that.

True. But there was that Canadian chick(Nova Scotia) from a couple years ago....she did smell like used tampons, and she panicked. I believe she is the only known death. But as well, Canadians are known to be tasty

 

[Singlemalt]

She was some kinda hippie folk singer.

 

[Singlemalt]

we don't need any fucking raccoon's in Canada thats for sure, they're smart ass fucking pests, capable of turning door knobs, we're sick of shooting squirrels that infest our sheds and ruin shit

Those fuckers can pick locks, dude.

 

[curious2garden]

Those fuckers can pick locks, dude.

Didn't you just have to shoot one when it tried to wrestle your shotgun away from you?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Those fuckers can pick locks, dude.

the idea of a pest what can turn knobs definitely freaks me out, us Canadians often leave our doors unlocked thats a stereotype whats actually true

 

[Singlemalt]

Didn't you just have to shoot one when it tried to wrestle your shotgun away from you?

Yeah, luckily I had my 1911. I let go of the shotgun, knew I could draw and plug him before he could turn the shotgun around and aim at me. It was close timing tho

 

[AlexHnola]

True. But there was that Canadian chick(Nova Scotia) from a couple years ago....she did smell like used tampons, and she panicked. I believe she is the only known death. But as well, Canadians are known to be tasty

Probably b/c fewer artificial ingredients.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i was minding my own business one night, when one of those mean american raccoon's what got loose from the storage container decided to play its mischief, turned the knob and walked straight into my house, ended up duct taping me to my office chair, stealing my weed, and raping me and my prostitute

 

[curious2garden]

Yeah, luckily I had my 1911. I let go of the shotgun, knew I could draw and plug him before he could turn the shotgun around and aim at me. It was close timing tho

+ rep

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

having a few cold ones tonight