He'd shit himself if he came to face with a raccoon.
Let's get drunk!!!
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Singlemalt
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^^^^^^LOL
Singlemalt
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Yeah, they have those masks ya know; so ya can't identify them, cuz well if you unmask it, nuthin to lose, they'll kill you rather go to jail
Mr. Bongwater
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Singlemalt
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Google is your friend Bong. We have more to fear from our own pet dogs. Cattle and horses kill more people per year than all recorded coyote attacks
Edit: But if you smell like a used tampon................
Edit: But if you smell like a used tampon................
Mr. Bongwater
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did ya know raccoon's were almost introduced to canada? a storage container landed in newfoundland i believe which contained like 6 raccoon's from dang ol merica, they only hunted down 4 of them
I've had a chuckle from this also
Pinworm
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He's so full of shit. I'd like to see a link to ANY recorded 'pack of coyote' attacks that happened wherever the fuck he is from within the last 10 years.
Fuck I bet aspirin kills more people per year than that.
Mr. Bongwater
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we don't need any fucking raccoon's in Canada thats for sure, they're smart ass fucking pests, capable of turning door knobs, we're sick of shooting squirrels that infest our sheds and ruin shit
Singlemalt
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True. But there was that Canadian chick(Nova Scotia) from a couple years ago....she did smell like used tampons, and she panicked. I believe she is the only known death. But as well, Canadians are known to be tasty
Singlemalt
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She was some kinda hippie folk singer.
Singlemalt
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Those fuckers can pick locks, dude.
Didn't you just have to shoot one when it tried to wrestle your shotgun away from you?
Mr. Bongwater
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the idea of a pest what can turn knobs definitely freaks me out, us Canadians often leave our doors unlocked thats a stereotype whats actually true
Singlemalt
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Yeah, luckily I had my 1911. I let go of the shotgun, knew I could draw and plug him before he could turn the shotgun around and aim at me. It was close timing tho
AlexHnola
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Probably b/c fewer artificial ingredients.
Mr. Bongwater
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i was minding my own business one night, when one of those mean american raccoon's what got loose from the storage container decided to play its mischief, turned the knob and walked straight into my house, ended up duct taping me to my office chair, stealing my weed, and raping me and my prostitute
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Mr. Bongwater
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having a few cold ones tonight
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