The "I'm Sorry" Thread

[charface]

People that just order test online and do it are tards that end up with moobs.
You need to take other shit with it.
I have heard that what is normal free test levels is different for athletes.
Hint* Tell your doc you are an athlete and he/she may allow for a higher level being your norm.

I honestly think regular test replacement is a good idea.

Ordering online and doping yerself is dumb unless you get labs, trust your source and do a ton of research.

Just my opinion.

 

[leftyguitar]

I'm sorry in advance to my album producer. I'm leaving for the studio in ten minutes to finish up some recording. I smoked pot three times in the last four hours and I'm a little high. He doesn't really approve of me getting high so close to when I have to sing. Oh well.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm sorry in advance to my album producer. I'm leaving for the studio in ten minutes to finish up some recording. I smoked pot three times in the last four hours and I'm a little high. He doesn't really approve of me getting high so close to when I have to sing. Oh well.

Fuck that. The best renditions of tunes I've ever heard is when the singers, not to mention the other musicians, were fucking toasted. Your producer is whacked...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I'm sorry but I just don't find RIU T&T that interesting or entertaining unless someone is arguing, fighting, or comparing genitals.

 

[leftyguitar]

Fuck that. The best renditions of tunes I've ever heard is when the singers, not to mention the other musicians, were fucking toasted. Your producer is whacked...

So Tyler, we were doing the back-up vocals. And on this one pretty basic rock/ blues rock song, he says "wow, that was pretty good. You sound more raspy than usual." LOL. No shit. I've smoke so much in the past two weeks I should be raspy by now. Then, his assistant and I talked about how this L.A. producer smoked 1/8 oz of her weed in 2 days last week. Too funny.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I'm just sorry that I didn't start growing many years before I did. Because I fucking love this life!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I'm sorry I haven't been around. Very, very sorry.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I'm sorry I didn't get to help with the "Great Thor Smuggling Adventure".
I bet it was fun & I missed it. : (

 

[bu$hleaguer]

One time when I lived in the tenderloin district in San Fran I had an interesting encounter with a homeless lady.

A friend of mine and I were walking to class at around 6:30 in the morning wearing our chef garb and smoking cigs. Bum lady walked up to us, here's what transpired:

Bum lady: hey you
My friend: hey yourself
Bum lady: you guys got an extra smoke?
My friend: nope, sorry
Bum lady: bullshit, I know you have an extra
My friend: I don't but maybe he does (points to me)
Me: sorry, this is my last one
Bum lady: you're a fucking liar. You guys going to chef school or somethin'?
Us: yeah
Bum lady: well that's fuckin gay. You guys got a quarter?
My friend: sorry lady we don't have shit. We just woke up it's early, we're just tryin to get to school
Bum lady: all I need is a fuckin quarter, I need to go to the bathroom down on market street (pay toilets costed a quarter back then)
Us: well sorry we can't help ya (she keeps walking along side us)
Bum lady: well if yer not gonna give me a fuckin quarter then check this shit out.

Bum lady now pulls her pants down, squats on the curb and takes a shit.

Bum lady: see? That's what ya fuckin get. No quarter? That's what ya get. You like that? You fuckin like that?

My friend: oh fuck! No, we don't like that! We don't like that at all!

So we get into school and we're laughing our asses off obviously. A few hours later we go out on Polk street for a smoke and we're standing there and all of a sudden bum lady comes at us from across the street yelling at us "I knew you had more smokes you cocksuckers! Did you like that crap I took for ya? A good one, huh?!"

We took off and went back to class.

Sorry we didn't give you a cigarette, bum lady. Super sorry.

 

[Aeroknow]

One time when I lived in the tenderloin district in San Fran I had an interesting encounter with a homeless lady.

A friend of mine and I were walking to class at around 6:30 in the morning wearing our chef garb and smoking cigs. Bum lady walked up to us, here's what transpired:

Bum lady: hey you
My friend: hey yourself
Bum lady: you guys got an extra smoke?
My friend: nope, sorry
Bum lady: bullshit, I know you have an extra
My friend: I don't but maybe he does (points to me)
Me: sorry, this is my last one
Bum lady: you're a fucking liar. You guys going to chef school or somethin'?
Us: yeah
Bum lady: well that's fuckin gay. You guys got a quarter?
My friend: sorry lady we don't have shit. We just woke up it's early, we're just tryin to get to school
Bum lady: all I need is a fuckin quarter, I need to go to the bathroom down on market street (pay toilets costed a quarter back then)
Us: well sorry we can't help ya (she keeps walking along side us)
Bum lady: well if yer not gonna give me a fuckin quarter then check this shit out.

Bum lady now pulls her pants down, squats on the curb and takes a shit.

Bum lady: see? That's what ya fuckin get. No quarter? That's what ya get. You like that? You fuckin like that?

My friend: oh fuck! No, we don't like that! We don't like that at all!

So we get into school and we're laughing our asses off obviously. A few hours later we go out on Polk street for a smoke and we're standing there and all of a sudden bum lady comes at us from across the street yelling at us "I knew you had more smokes you cocksuckers! Did you like that crap I took for ya? A good one, huh?!"

We took off and went back to class.

Sorry we didn't give you a cigarette, bum lady. Super sorry.

I'm sorry to say, but i've had so many crazy encounters with bums in SF.
I've had one beating off at me. I'm up on scaffolding first thing in the morning. Just getting light outside. I look down and behind me, and there's this bum with his pants down around his ankles stroking his dick. I yelled at him and he hobbled around the corner. I was like wtf? Asked my partner who was just around the building if he saw it. He didn't.
That still rates as one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen. And I've worked and partied in the city for years. Good times

 

[lahadaextranjera]

One time when I lived in the tenderloin district in San Fran I had an interesting encounter with a homeless lady.

A friend of mine and I were walking to class at around 6:30 in the morning wearing our chef garb and smoking cigs. Bum lady walked up to us, here's what transpired:

Bum lady: hey you
My friend: hey yourself
Bum lady: you guys got an extra smoke?
My friend: nope, sorry
Bum lady: bullshit, I know you have an extra
My friend: I don't but maybe he does (points to me)
Me: sorry, this is my last one
Bum lady: you're a fucking liar. You guys going to chef school or somethin'?
Us: yeah
Bum lady: well that's fuckin gay. You guys got a quarter?
My friend: sorry lady we don't have shit. We just woke up it's early, we're just tryin to get to school
Bum lady: all I need is a fuckin quarter, I need to go to the bathroom down on market street (pay toilets costed a quarter back then)
Us: well sorry we can't help ya (she keeps walking along side us)
Bum lady: well if yer not gonna give me a fuckin quarter then check this shit out.

Bum lady now pulls her pants down, squats on the curb and takes a shit.

Bum lady: see? That's what ya fuckin get. No quarter? That's what ya get. You like that? You fuckin like that?

My friend: oh fuck! No, we don't like that! We don't like that at all!

So we get into school and we're laughing our asses off obviously. A few hours later we go out on Polk street for a smoke and we're standing there and all of a sudden bum lady comes at us from across the street yelling at us "I knew you had more smokes you cocksuckers! Did you like that crap I took for ya? A good one, huh?!"

We took off and went back to class.

Sorry we didn't give you a cigarette, bum lady. Super sorry.

In that situation, I think I would've felt compelled to give her a toilet roll! Nice story!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I'm sorry to say, but i've had so many crazy encounters with bums in SF.
I've had one beating off at me. I'm up on scaffolding first thing in the morning. Just getting light outside. I look down and behind me, and there's this bum with his pants down around his ankles stroking his dick. I yelled at him and he hobbled around the corner. I was like wtf? Asked my partner who was just around the building if he saw it. He didn't.
That still rates as one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen. And I've worked and partied in the city for years. Good times

I've got a similar one to this.

Many years ago, we had my ex's brother and gf staying with us for a weekend trip here in Barcelona.

We'd arrived back from the beach and from my window I could see into a room of the opposite building. I wasn't too sure what I was looking at. Seemed to be a life size cut out of a man, standing motionless. That's a bit weird I thought as I'd never seen it before so I called the brothers gf into the room to see.

All of a sudden we could see movement. The hand moving up and down the penis. We screamed from the shock of it and the boys came running in. The guy was smiling (laughing at us) and even today we still make jokes about it.

 

[Growan]

I've got a similar one to this.

Many years ago, we had my ex's brother and gf staying with us for a weekend trip here in Barcelona.

We'd arrived back from the beach and from my window I could see into a room of the opposite building. I wasn't too sure what I was looking at. Seemed to be a life size cut out of a man, standing motionless. That's a bit weird I thought as I'd never seen it before so I called the brothers gf into the room to see.

All of a sudden we could see movement. The hand moving up and down the penis. We screamed from the shock of it and the boys came running in. The guy was smiling (laughing at us) and even today we still make jokes about it.

I still laugh about it too.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I still laugh about it too.

Lmfao! Ya devil you!

 

[mr sunshine]

I'm sorry to say, but i've had so many crazy encounters with bums in SF.
I've had one beating off at me. I'm up on scaffolding first thing in the morning. Just getting light outside. I look down and behind me, and there's this bum with his pants down around his ankles stroking his dick. I yelled at him and he hobbled around the corner. I was like wtf? Asked my partner who was just around the building if he saw it. He didn't.
That still rates as one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen. And I've worked and partied in the city for years. Good times

Why dont you talk about the cross dressing nights at the power exchange?

You know those night's, the ones where you told your straight friends "I'm gonna stay home tonight". but you didn't.

 

[Aeroknow]

Why dont you talk about the cross dressing nights at the power exchange?

You know those night's, the ones where you told your straight friends "I'm gonna stay home tonight". but you didn't.

Learn something new everyday. Never heard of the power exchange before. Sounds interesting 4sho!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I'm sorry I haven't had children. Sorry for the dog anyway!!!

 

[mr sunshine]

Learn something new everyday. Never heard of the power exchange before. Sounds interesting 4sho!

It's weird ,that's for sure. I been there once. Someone from this site said "go if you're brave". I was like "I'm brave" so I went. It's like hell they have a dungeon with glow in the dark spray paint all over the place.. devil faces everywhere. In the dungeon they have a lot of rooms side by side stalls with rubber beds.. people fucking inside mostly trannys. With all kinds of people I the door way beating their dicks nutting on the floor.I walk to the back of the dungeon there's this dude on a harness type of contraption elevates him and kinda bends him over and spreads his ass cheeks.i should of just said a sex swing. Anyway when I walked in his asshole was pointed at me. He was waiting there I passed him like twice because I was exploring . guy was just letting people plow him.. . I keep walking into a room with 15 dudes all jacking off while a girl a guy and a tranny had a threesome.. some of the guys would look at each other and make eye contact then jack each other off.. I was shocked. It was like hell. Everything was sticky I didn't even touch the rails going down the steps. .it was all strobed out devil's glowing everywhere trannys fucking. . Really weird it was quite an experience.

 

[Aeroknow]

It's weird ,that's for sure. I been there once. Someone from this site was like go if you're brave. I was like "I'm brave" so I went. It's like he'll they have a dungeon with glow in the dark spray paint all over the place.. devil faces everywhere. In the dungeon they have a lot of rooms side by side like stalls with rubber beds.. people fucking inside mostly trannys..I walk to the back of the dungeon there's this dude on a harness type of contraption elevates him and kinda bends him over and spreads his ass cheeks.i should of just said a set swing. Anyway He was waiting there I passed him like twice because I was exploring guy was just letting people plow him.. . I keep walking into a room with 15 dudes all jacking off while a girl a guy and a tranny had a threesome.. dome of the guys would look at each other and make eye contact then jack each other off.. I was shocked. It was like hell. Everything was sticky I didn't even touch the rails going down the steps. .it was all strobed out devil's glowing everywhere trannys fucking. . Really weird it was quite an experience.

Wow! That is crazy. Holy shit!
@Blue Wizard you taking notes?
Ever walk out of the Lusty Lady and have tissue stuck to your shoe?
I have. Nasty

 

[bu$hleaguer]

It's weird ,that's for sure. I been there once. Someone from this site said "go if you're brave". I was like "I'm brave" so I went. It's like hell they have a dungeon with glow in the dark spray paint all over the place.. devil faces everywhere. In the dungeon they have a lot of rooms side by side stalls with rubber beds.. people fucking inside mostly trannys. With all kinds of people I the door way beating their dicks nutting on the floor.I walk to the back of the dungeon there's this dude on a harness type of contraption elevates him and kinda bends him over and spreads his ass cheeks.i should of just said a sex swing. Anyway when I walked in his asshole was pointed at me. He was waiting there I passed him like twice because I was exploring . guy was just letting people plow him.. . I keep walking into a room with 15 dudes all jacking off while a girl a guy and a tranny had a threesome.. some of the guys would look at each other and make eye contact then jack each other off.. I was shocked. It was like hell. Everything was sticky I didn't even touch the rails going down the steps. .it was all strobed out devil's glowing everywhere trannys fucking. . Really weird it was quite an experience.

Sounds like fun. What are you sorry about though?