Hey, Michael Jordan! You are an asshole.

[Unclebaldrick]

Doubtless that those of you not living in this failing metropolis have not had to suffer through Michael Jordan sues Safeway Mania like a few of us had. Not only does the news offer detailed instructions on how YOU can get into the courtroom (FOR FREE!!!) to see this self important gas-bag testify as to his unique and extraordinary value, but they dutifully and slavishly report his every word as if he were a prophet rather than the overpaid, over-hyped piece of shit that he is.

Some highlights: Michael Jordan tells the court how he won't even consider a deal of less than $10 million per year. Michael explains why the Japanese payed him $125K just to talk about a possible deal "There's a price for just talking to me..." What a bloated asshole. When will he be leading the Republicans in a Presidential election? Or will it be Trump/Jordan 2016?

I have just two words to offer you - you pompous fuck.... Bill Cosby.

 

[abe supercro]

razzleberry infused donut.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

First I've heard of this. I always thought he was a fucking tool anyway. Everyone knows Horace Grant used to fuck Michael's tight ass at his locker while Scottie Pippen pulled his balls aside so the penetration view was clearer.

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Fuck society. I want to be free.

 

[qwizoking]

so lets say im living under a rock and have no clur what yiur talking about...cause i really dont.

1. why is jordan a dick or whatever?
2. safeway the store chain? love that place, gallon of 99% iso for ~$8

 

[hyroot]

Did you get bacon collar on your Hanes t shirt

 

[Moldy]

I saw MJ at the Tahoe Celeb. Golf tourney and that fuck wouldn't even come close to the fans. Yeah, he's not a people person.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

He's not a man. He's a brand. And you gotta protect the power of the brand. He probably got 10 advisors telling him what to say. Just saying.

Floyd Mayweather. WOW! Dudes got like a jet,3 Ducattis, mega Ferraris and I don't know what else. It's all about the brand.

 

[Kind Sir]

Lol

 

[texasjack]

you wouldn't get out of bed for less than 10mil if you could either. He has to protect his brand. This corporation tried to get some free advertising. Fuck that, pay the man.

 

[dirtyho1968]

I dunno about asshole? Donald Trump, now there's an asshole.

 

[qwizoking]

so in this short thread, ive come to the conclusion jordan is not a dick.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I dunno about asshole? Donald Trump, now there's an asshole.

Trumps the man! Says what he thinks and doesn't sugar coat anything! He doesn't like women? Fuck 'em! He doesn't like Mexicans? Fuck them too! Putin? Suck a dick!

That's awesomeness. Hope at some point I have enough balls and money to tell everyone to fuck off instead of suckling on the teet of those who fund me!

 

[WHODAT@THADOR]

Trumps the man! Says what he thinks and doesn't sugar coat anything! He doesn't like women? Fuck 'em! He doesn't like Mexicans? Fuck them too! Putin? Suck a dick!

That's awesomeness. Hope at some point I have enough balls and money to tell everyone to fuck off instead of suckling on the teet of those who fund me!

I love you guy

 

[leftyguitar]

Doubtless that those of you not living in this failing metropolis have not had to suffer through Michael Jordan sues Safeway Mania like a few of us had. Not only does the news offer detailed instructions on how YOU can get into the courtroom (FOR FREE!!!) to see this self important gas-bag testify as to his unique and extraordinary value, but they dutifully and slavishly report his every word as if he were a prophet rather than the overpaid, over-hyped piece of shit that he is.

Some highlights: Michael Jordan tells the court how he won't even consider a deal of less than $10 million per year. Michael explains why the Japanese payed him $125K just to talk about a possible deal "There's a price for just talking to me..." What a bloated asshole. When will he be leading the Republicans in a Presidential election? Or will it be Trump/Jordan 2016?

I have just two words to offer you - you pompous fuck.... Bill Cosby.

Tell us how you really feel.
Well said.

 

[dirtyho1968]

Trumps the man! Says what he thinks and doesn't sugar coat anything! He doesn't like women? Fuck 'em! He doesn't like Mexicans? Fuck them too! Putin? Suck a dick!

That's awesomeness. Hope at some point I have enough balls and money to tell everyone to fuck off instead of suckling on the teet of those who fund me!

I know Fox's ratings were through the roof on the debates. Trump is an interesting guy.

Trumps the man! Says what he thinks and doesn't sugar coat anything! He doesn't like women? Fuck 'em! He doesn't like Mexicans? Fuck them too! Putin? Suck a dick!

That's awesomeness. Hope at some point I have enough balls and money to tell everyone to fuck off instead of suckling on the teet of those who fund me!

I don't care much for any politician or Trump for that matter but even if he did win he wouldn't be able to do much with all the BS that goes along in Congress.
I was laughing my ass off the other day listening to Howard Stern play the fake Trump clips.

On Stephen Hawking:" He's a retard... He just sits in his chair and drools. Every couple of hours he says 'The universe is infinite' or something like that. He's a loooooooser."

 

[SunnyJim]

MJ though

 

[KLITE]

Or will it be Trump/Jordan 2016?

Quick commnt on this years oresidentiual ellection. WTF? I mean its always usually between two piece of shit but seriously ffs. A power hungry slut who wiull swallow just about any kind and size of shit to get there and cause havoc wherever she pleases and a... er,.... donald trump?! lol trump should be a new adjective. im serious man EVERYONE i know lauighs at your politicians. sad thing is fuck one of them could go into power.... It fucking scares me tbh

 

[KLITE]

I ety hilary might win just like obama did, erm im black he black that mah man durp. erm im a woman she a woman vote her?