Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[bu$hleaguer]

I've got diarrhea again.

 

[mr sunshine]

@Flaming Pie I would so rub cream on your face for like 3 hours then rub our faces together to make one face... Sorry, I made things weird.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

I choked on my cookie.

Haha
Yeaaa.... it is a good show though.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

I've got diarrhea again.

I would so rub cream on your face for like 3 hours then rub our faces together to make one face... Sorry, I made things weird.

Uh... I hope there was another meaning here?
I'm having a disturbing visual...

 

[Yessica...]

Why is this thread still alive???

Why not?

Wtf is going on in here, I stayed out of here couldnt seem to find any topic to grasp on is this where yess was exiled to?

Edit: just went back a page.. You guys can stay in here it's coo

Never been much of a topic, cept trying to coerce nudity out of some...

Ya they are. Theyre the backbone of many threads on the rollitup. From sexy to lactation, your knockers have been around here and i thank you for it. xoxo

Hello my love...Nice to see you round these parts!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

curious... if a zombie did in fact have his dick still intact... would he have rigor-mortis?
Cuz if so... the walking dead has been anatomically incorrect for many seasons now.
Not saying i'd prefer more zombie-wood... just sayin the rest of the show is completely believable so why not make it accurate..

I think rigor is only for a few hours

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Aww fu guys now I'm googleing titanium tatas!

 

[mr sunshine]

Watch sunshine in action boys... I got more game then the nba. Watch this




Hey yessica, sit on my face gurl.. You can do it, I believe in you....





That's how it's done.....

 

[mr sunshine]

Aww fu guys now I'm googleing titanium tatas!

Don't feel bad I googled snaggletooth porn yesterday...

 

[greasemonkeymann]

I think rigor is only for a few hours

you tellin me that Viagra lasts longer than rigor mortis?!
Shit... now what?
I was thinking it wouldn't be all that bad, being a zombie, tapping zombie bitches...
After all I could go bare-back!
Hahahaha

 

[Alienwidow]

Why not?


Never been much of a topic, cept trying to coerce nudity out of some...


Hello my love...Nice to see you round these parts!

Nice to see your parts too my love.

 

[Yessica...]

Don't feel bad I googled snaggletooth porn yesterday...

What is this sorcery?

Snaggletooth porn?

I'll be back...

 

[greasemonkeymann]

ah well... in my lil world all the zombie chicks look like @Yessica...
so seemed like a pleasant afterlife...

 

[mr sunshine]

Nice to see your parts too my love.

Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

you tellin me that Viagra lasts longer than rigor mortis?!
Shit... now what?
I was thinking it wouldn't be all that bad, being a zombie, tapping zombie bitches...
After all I could go bare-back!
Hahahaha

You're fucking disgusting but I like ya anyway.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

Whatever if shes boning anyone its me get off my coolaid.

 

[mr sunshine]

Whatever if shes boning anyone its me get off my coolaid.

She told me Your dick smells like garlic.

 

[Alienwidow]

Stop hitting on yessica.. I called dibs on all the girls a few months ago.

I shall step aside sir.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

you tellin me that Viagra lasts longer than rigor mortis?!
Shit... now what?
I was thinking it wouldn't be all that bad, being a zombie, tapping zombie bitches...
After all I could go bare-back!
Hahahaha

 

[mr sunshine]

I shall step aside sir.

You can watch if you want.