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[korvette1977]

Yeah, well we construct our own hells and all.Anyway. Anybody got any hobbies besides growing?

Im a part time MILF hunter

 

[Stoney McFried]

LOL I can see your shifty eyes poking up over the top of some hedges.

Im a part time MILF hunter

 

[korvette1977]

I got my eye on you Stoney.......

 

[Stoney McFried]

(Hides bong) "Am I paranoid, or is there a dick poking through those shrubs?"

I got my eye on you Stoney.......

 

[korvette1977]

(Hides bong) "Am I paranoid, or is there a dick poking through those shrubs?"

Hey hey hey its the one eyed monster............ It melts in your mouth not in your hands ..

 

[ph03nix]

Oh... Well, I'm going now... I'll leave you two alone... ummm... *trying to look away from that weird bush*

 

[Stoney McFried]

Oh, no, there's a beehive right next to that defenseless penis!

 

[korvette1977]

Oh... Well, I'm going now... I'll leave you two alone... ummm... *trying to look away from that weird bush*

Hey where you going .? Come back we can make it a 3 some ...

 

[korvette1977]

Oh, no, there's a beehive right next to that defenseless penis!

Thats cause Im filled with sweet nectar

 

[Stoney McFried]

OK, ya got me.I have no response.

Thats cause Im filled with sweet nectar

 

[korvette1977]

OK, ya got me.I have no response.

How can you talk with your mouth full?

 

[Twistyman]

Morning all...........

Man, to be serious...I don't think it will ever smoke again.No, my nights and days get fucked up, I get insomnia.

Thats why I stopped pinning and puffing..I like to sleep and eat more then just sitting there all f****d up, just for a 1 minute rush..just too big a trade off......

Ive been falling to sleep early lately about 9pm.. been getting up at 4 am the last few days .. Its kinda nice watching the sun come up..

Shit.. at least it sounds like the flomax is working for you...... I wish..
helps but..........

(Hides bong) "Am I paranoid, or is there a dick poking through those shrubs?"

AHHHHH !!! bald headed rats coming through the hedges...RUN.....

How can you talk with your mouth full?

She chokes on small bones.........

 

[Gryphonn]

Youse are just rude. Oh, Mr Korvette. Ph03nix really doesn't need a threesome...
Please refer to this post:

Stoney, do you have a man?? Just asking because a good hour or two workout between the sheets (after a good bonging) always sends me of to dreamy land... + + = =

Or maybe that's just MY man. If that's the case... Sorry lovey, you can't have him.

So, hobbies hey...

 

[Zekedogg]

Youse are just rude. Oh, Mr Korvette. Ph03nix really doesn't need a threesome...
Please refer to this post:



So, hobbies hey...

Is it shift change?

 

[Twistyman]

Is it shift change?

Yep..............

 

[korvette1977]

Youse are just rude. Oh, Mr Korvette. Ph03nix really doesn't need a threesome...
Please refer to this post:



So, hobbies hey...

I felt it would be rude not to offer

 

[fdd2blk]

you all really need to get laid. it's almost sad.

 

[korvette1977]

you all really need to get laid. it's almost sad.

i JUST DID ,, AND IT WAS GREAT........

 

[40acres]

i JUST DID ,, AND IT WAS GREAT........

thought we werent gonna tell anyone

 

[korvette1977]

thought we werent gonna tell anyone

It slipped ................................