A good pal who used to buy 3 for £10 pub food pills off me back in the day phoned me up about these Halloween night cos I'd mentioned I had a few.
Wanted one for his bird on tick, I told him £10 each or 2 for £15.
"£10!" he says, "I didn't think you'd pay that much for a pill?"
So I says "Well they didn't cost me that much but yeah, that's what they go for. It's me you're talking to, if I'm telling you that price you should know it's proper stuff!"
So then rung her up and she was like "I didn't expect £10? Fucking hell!".
I walked round to her flat and dropped one off with "You owe me £7.50 and don't do it all at once".
She text me at 2:30am with "I only did half but fucking hell am I coming up!".
I've not heard anymore from her all week!