tiny penis chat thread

[Alienwidow]

Would circumcision leftovers do for a snack until we could find some small penises to send you?

Like a bag of foreskins? I have one of those. And theyre more like beef jerky than gum after a couple of days.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Like a bag of foreskins? I have one of those. And theyre more like beef jerky than gum after a couple of days.

What sort of flavor do they come in? Natural rotting human flesh smell only, or do they offer fruit flavors too?

 

[Alienwidow]

Bake them fry them or add to vegetable soup.

I bet if you switched em with gizzards hicks would never know the difference

 

[Alienwidow]

What sort of flavor do they come in? Natural rotting human flesh smell only, or do they offer fruit flavors too?

just sprinkle tang powder in them and theyre orange.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[ODanksta]

My ditsy friend who used to work at Tyson's Chicken plant swears they used growth hormone shots to make the chickens bigger. And she claims that one day, someone accidentally stuck their middle finger with a syringe of that stuff. And over the next few weeks, that finger grew a couple inches.

So guys if you have a needle dick, this could be an option for you.

The tyson plant in Waco? Chicken farms= modern slavery

 

[ZaraBeth420]

The tyson plant in Waco? Chicken farms= modern slavery

No she worked at tysons in georgia i think.

 

[anzohaze]

No she worked at tysons in georgia i think.

Sorda close to me

 

[Yessica...]

Just woke up from a nap!

How is everyone and their tiny little micro dongs doing??? Wanna chat about it?

 

[LetsGetCritical]

@LetsGetCritical get your tiny dick in the tiny penis chat room

sorry bro, my cock is rather large

 

[Yessica...]

sorry bro, my cock is rather large

Go Ooooooooooooooooon….

 

[RAYRAY420SMOKEWEEDEREDAY]

So what’s it like for YOU having a micro Dong OP?

Do you feel the hurt over your genetic misfortune manifests itself in other areas of your life?

Do tell!


Vagina Dentata!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

1 in 12 million women suffer.

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yessica...]

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are dozens of us…..DOZENS!!!!!!

 

[RAYRAY420SMOKEWEEDEREDAY]

There are dozens of us…..DOZENS!!!!!!

Mind Blown

 

[Yessica...]

Mind Blown

That’s my SECOND favourite thing to blow….

 

[Lord Kanti]

That’s my SECOND favourite thing to blow….

...Can I be your first?

 

[Yessica...]

...Can I be your first?

Sure thing big boy…jump in, I like ya….



Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd. that is terrifying…

 

[RAYRAY420SMOKEWEEDEREDAY]

That’s my SECOND favourite thing to blow….

Ayooooo. I hope your first is Bananas

 

[Yessica...]

Ayooooo. I hope your first is Bananas

EEEEEEEEW

I FUCKING hate bananas!!! Like with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

Sucks though…they look like so much fun to eat…

 

[RAYRAY420SMOKEWEEDEREDAY]

EEEEEEEEW

I FUCKING hate bananas!!! Like with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

Sucks though…they look like so much fun to eat…

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Lmao damn who your friend Can I have her number ?