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[Labs Dexter]

Why are my crystals looking like this lads?WTF!!!

Plus I'm using coco AnB that's why she is still green but buds are nearly all done or are they???
and what nutes would you guys recommend for next grow?

 

[ttystikk]

Why are my crystals looking like this lads?WTF!!!
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Plus I'm using coco AnB that's why she is still green but buds are nearly all done or are they???
and what nutes would you guys recommend for next grow?

Whoa, mate! I think I want YOUR light; that pic is proof positive it can put frost on John Crapper's finest!

 

[Labs Dexter]

Whoa, mate! I think I want YOUR light; that pic is proof positive it can put frost on John Crapper's finest!

Leds all over this bitch green blue whit red you name it, it was half price in Walmart lol, boy am I glad I got these nuggs
I'll take better pics when lights come on its lights out for now.. Don't want no seeds on them bad boys

 

[ttystikk]

Leds all over this bitch green blue whit red you name it, it was half price in Walmart lol, boy am I glad I got these nuggs

That's a great tip! So why do they only string them up in the winter?

 

[Labs Dexter]

That's a great tip! So why do they only string them up in the winter?

It's the warmth they give out man... Didn't no one tell you this???
Its an old school methods, and had eggshells on top soil and stuck in a turkey seeds. Make sure the light have the purple in too I just realised I missed that...
Gotta have the purple in its what turns your buds purple

 

[Cl@rksville]

LOL I ain't putting the tree up yet she just needs another couple of week... gonna try bush out the bottom a bit more and put some little lights on her with a few borbleeess

 

[Labs Dexter]

I held the wife back as long as I could about the tree lmao, or it would have been up since start of November

 

[Cl@rksville]

@THCBrain hows my fellow fisherman doing with the new girl, need an update man!

 

[Labs Dexter]

Here is what's left of Dr underground Painkiller A lol its a nice clean couch lock..
Reminds me of old school resin from here the north my body is stoned more than my head and awsom for shopping every thing becomes funny.
And puts you back to sleep it's you make a fatty. got Painkiller B half way through woop woop looking forward to that lady...
I keep singing waiting in vain by Bob Marley lmao

 

[THCBrain]

@THCBrain hows my fellow fisherman doing with the new girl, need an update man!

Hello! There is a thread going somewhere can't remember where I put it off the top of my head lol can't remember if I told you guys about topping her she has bushed out no end still undecided on weather to top her again after another couple of nodes and watch her bush out some more before the scrog net goes over her.

I have a new rdwc build in the pipeline with a 24 rectangular box, I know people say they're bad for cleaning getting in the corners but I am going to fill and smooth the corners with aqua seal so shit can't build up in corners. Also the new one will be a double pot two air stones and two drip feeds pumping nutrients over the roots aswell. Debating putting in an extra air line for more oxegen near the net pot... anyway here's some pictures.





This is my doodle for the new build..









These pictures were taken today..



And finally this was the plant 3 days ago from today..

Going to roll a jingo and have a couple of bongs while your reading.

 

[Cl@rksville]

Hello! There is a thread going somewhere can't remember where I put it off the top of my head lol can't remember if I told you guys about topping her she has bushed out no end.

Great stuff! She looks tight and it'll grow a fair size in that space fella. I have so many plants mothers seedlings and clones I don't know where to start!

 

[Labs Dexter]

Great stuff! She looks tight and it'll grow a fair size in that space fella. I have so many plants mothers seedlings and clones I don't know where to start!

I had a little fall back lol my (sheep shaggin barney's farm orgy fuckers) seedlings got the bloody plage every pineapple chunk I popped came with bugs got one seed left so here is the plan.....

I am gonna do the cup of water trick and let it sink for a day or two that should kill any little fuckwits in the seed with it right????

I need help on this I really want a pineapple chunk mmmmmm, but bugs come on the thing every time white little crabs.

And no Clarkson they are not from me or the wife's pants before you ask lmao

 

[Cl@rksville]

You get my sense of sarcasm.... thats good

 

[Cl@rksville]

We aren't the busiest thread here so its probably falling on deaf ears? Anyway my missus has had a bad back for a week plus, its driving me and the kids round the bend, it gets worse! Took her down Infirmary she has a clot on the lung!!! Fuck me how bad do I feel, she's gonna be fine like, I mean its bad but not like shitdabed bad

 

[ttystikk]

We aren't the busiest thread here so its probably falling on deaf ears? Anyway my missus has had a bad back for a week plus, its driving me and the kids round the bend, it gets worse! Took her down Infirmary she has a clot on the lung!!! Fuck me how bad do I feel, she's gonna be fine like, I mean its bad but not like shitdabed bad

Best suck up. I suggest chicken soup... and NOT from a can.

 

[THCBrain]

Best suck up. I suggest chicken soup... and NOT from a can.

Ha think it will take more than chicken soup if she's owt like our lass she will bleed him dry!

 

[Cl@rksville]

Kept her in... warfarin until her bloods thin to number 2? and stomach jabs every day for a week! oooohhh fucking self administrated I might add, and these give birth an all!

Fucking tough cookies them women man

 

[THCBrain]

So you say this thread isn't busy ill make it busy ill post random shit all day long lol I nearly had my hand took off with a chainsaw today me and my mate were out in the woods collecting logs for his stock pile! I have never been so scared I could feel my body turning cold, it's only been 2 weeks since the same friend had a accident with a angle grinder involving his wrist and A&E, although I got to drive my car like a f1 driver to the hospital.lol anyway anyone else do anything fun or crazy today need to do a water change tomorrow on my dwc but I also need to put the finishing touches to the double plant 80L bucket I got!

 

[THCBrain]

Kept her in... warfarin until her bloods thin to number 2? and stomach jabs every day for a week! oooohhh fucking self administrated I might add, and these give birth an all!

Fucking tough cookies them women man

Best place for them to be in hospital people get paid to take there shit.

I did feel sorry when our lass had her op a few months back she had gallbladder out but she managed to get private at donny so wasn't as bad as being on a ward!

 

[Cl@rksville]

So you say this thread isn't busy ill make it busy ill post random shit all day long lol I nearly had my hand took off with a chainsaw today me and my mate were out in the woods collecting logs for his stock pile! I have never been so scared I could feel my body turning cold, it's only been 2 weeks since the same friend had a accident with a angle grinder involving his wrist and A&E, although I got to drive my car like a f1 driver to the hospital.lol anyway anyone else do anything fun or crazy today need to do a water change tomorrow on my dwc but I also need to put the finishing touches to the double plant 80L bucket I got!

Nah man its good to watch a bit of TV inbetween or listen to some shit, I had CB's when i were a kid its kinda same shit but not

This you then