So fucking depressed

[Moldy]

I just found out my penis is extremely small.
I watched some porn and all the dudes in it had massive massive cockmeat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this little pencil dong?

Just enjoy your little dick now. Wait till you get old, then you can start whining about a small dick!

 

[420God]

If you're not into asian chicks, there's always other options...

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

 

[ebgood]

If you're not into asian chicks, there's always other options...

I dont believe these were the hottest lil chicks they couldve found for that show

 

[Bublonichronic]

The one on the right got that sexy linebacker pose goin on

 

[Grojak]

you need to find a shallow throat or pussy… it sucks for you… but hey as my wife pointed out (to boost my ego) average size is like 6" or so… so if you just 4" well you're small lol…. I wish I could help more but it's not an issue I have to deal with.

Find a woman like this!!

 

[Bublonichronic]

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

 

[charface]

I just looked up suzie shallow throat only to see its been posted.
Fuck you all, my heart was in the right place for once and you fucked me!!!

 

[vro]

Wow you think that is bad i got in a car crash 2 days ago from someone with a hilary clinton 2016 bumper sticker. They had another one saying their child was a straight a student to. I actually hate the fact that i didnt die from it.

 

[charface]

Wow you think that is bad i got in a car crash 2 days ago from someone with a hilary clinton 2016 bumper sticker. They had another one saying their child was a straight a student to. I actually hate the fact that i didnt die from it.

I doubt the kid is actually straight

 

[Pinworm]

I just had to say that this has been one of the hardest threads to masturbate to since I've joined RIU...

 

[tyler.durden]

I just had to say that this has been one of the hardest threads to masturbate to since I've joined RIU...

No problems here...

 

[ODanksta]

I'm so tiny it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[ODanksta]

I'm Chinese from the waist down.

 

[ODanksta]

My conversations with a girl..

Me... Hey how you doing?

Her... good and you?

Me.... great, hey do you want to have sex?

Her.... Do you have a big penis

Me..... nevermind

 

[ODanksta]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I just had to say that this has been one of the hardest threads to masturbate to since I've joined RIU...

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

My conversations with a girl..

Me... Hey how you doing?

Her... good and you?

Me.... great, hey do you want to have sex?

Her.... Do you have a big penis

Me..... nevermind

i thought it was ...
you... nudge nudge you awake?
her....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz