So fucking depressed

Moldy

Moldy

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bu$hleaguer said:
I just found out my penis is extremely small.
I watched some porn and all the dudes in it had massive massive cockmeat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this little pencil dong?
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Just enjoy your little dick now. Wait till you get old, then you can start whining about a small dick!
 
Grojak

Grojak

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you need to find a shallow throat or pussy… it sucks for you… but hey as my wife pointed out (to boost my ego) average size is like 6" or so… so if you just 4" well you're small lol…. I wish I could help more but it's not an issue I have to deal with.

Find a woman like this!!

 
charface

charface

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I just looked up suzie shallow throat only to see its been posted.
Fuck you all, my heart was in the right place for once and you fucked me!!!
 
vro

vro

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Wow you think that is bad i got in a car crash 2 days ago from someone with a hilary clinton 2016 bumper sticker. They had another one saying their child was a straight a student to. I actually hate the fact that i didnt die from it.
 
Zig-Zag Blue

Zig-Zag Blue

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ODanksta said:
My conversations with a girl..

Me... Hey how you doing?

Her... good and you?

Me.... great, hey do you want to have sex?

Her.... Do you have a big penis

Me..... nevermind:oops:
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i thought it was ...
you... nudge nudge you awake?
her....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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