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ValleyDragon

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Wifes up n awake @ValleyDragon said she will be home for xmas which kind of made me think oh shit that's more work for me!!!
Did yer put some new pix of that grek you were trying to grow? I can't remember, maybe i will have a glance back tonight, but for now its under 10 hours yeah lmfao ;)

@THCBrain I tried that ripen and to be fair its not done it for me, but loads say it does? I might as well have mangooed on mine!!! Ethylene is the only real ripening catalyst I have ever read about but that was in a book by Dr Immy Rectum who also quotes dr shit fingers findings on the use of the cretaceous-tertiary big dicked indian elephants bellend smeg to aid faster ripening! So maybe we should trust VD's findings before he jumps head first into another teacup storm :twisted:
Oh and god love our Zedd, he's like a bad judge rinder :bigjoint:
Will post a pic of 'the beast' later for u Cl@rksville, tho might need a wide-lens cam to fit it in lol...

In the middle of cracking 1 of these amazon sticks, thought it would be hard cos the robbing c~*ts near me charge a fortune but its really a peace of pee(:

Just jailbroke 1 for daughter and all it cost was £25 from argos....happy days!!
 

THCBrain

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Will post a pic of 'the beast' later for u Cl@rksville, tho might need a wide-lens cam to fit it in lol...

In the middle of cracking 1 of these amazon sticks, thought it would be hard cos the robbing c~*ts near me charge a fortune but its really a peace of pee(:

Just jailbroke 1 for daughter and all it cost was £25 from argos....happy days!!
Yeah I'm getting one of these next week they are pretty good I was using my mates one the other day
 

ValleyDragon

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Yeah I'm getting one of these next week they are pretty good I was using my mates one the other day
Im not too bad when it comes to technical stuff but thought this would be harder than it is, just found a http wizard with all the kodi builds all in there so no long boring search for stuff, shitloads of builds but the black box is suppose to be best.
 

a senile fungus

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Im not too bad when it comes to technical stuff but thought this would be harder than it is, just found a http wizard with all the kodi builds all in there so no long boring search for stuff, shitloads of builds but the black box is suppose to be best.

My buddy buys android sticks and preloads them with kodi. Sells them to nurses and doctors at the hospital for $250 each, with personal support. He does well for himself!

I'm still on kodi 14.2. If it ain't broke, right?
 

tyke1973

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I use a hand held steamer,for a while now,just make sure that you wipe it dry after.If you do get hold of one have it on the hottest setting,and if you can get a knife inbetween the blades then it comes of nice and easy once warm,It is far better than alcohol,
 

Cl@rksville

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Heres an updated pic of the the 'beast' Cl@rksville....

The runt of the seed litter is starting to fill out lol.(:
Awesome... thats gonna be a cracking looking lady Veedy (Veedy been my new 'pet name' for you as VD just makes me cry)
I popped some beans l1/12/15 and one is ginormous already I'm thinking of canning the others and just cloning this one? Ive got 11.5 zips still jarred up, so i'm hardly in a rush! I swear this plant is like a ganja version of Mike Tyson, its nearly 5 inch tall and just as wide!!! I have never seen growth like it? I tried some of that 'Germinator' which is basically Gibberlic jism nitro juice for seeds but cant remeber which seed i used for the test lol... very scientific experiment not! :bigjoint:I hope it was the biggun cos if so I'm gonna juice all my seeds up, however I ain't ever gonna know am I lol...o_O
 

Cl@rksville

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As if I just sell all my gear and downsize to a little tent, get rid of all my plants, clones lights fans pots dwc and god knows how many seeds! When my pal pops by and gives me these!!! He cracked a few and got a nice haze male for some breeding experiment and he's also given me some seeds that were apparently brought home from Afghanistan by a soldier? I think another roof cube might be getting ordered :bigjoint:

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ValleyDragon

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Awesome... thats gonna be a cracking looking lady Veedy (Veedy been my new 'pet name' for you as VD just makes me cry)
I popped some beans l1/12/15 and one is ginormous already I'm thinking of canning the others and just cloning this one? Ive got 11.5 zips still jarred up, so i'm hardly in a rush! I swear this plant is like a ganja version of Mike Tyson, its nearly 5 inch tall and just as wide!!! I have never seen growth like it? I tried some of that 'Germinator' which is basically Gibberlic jism nitro juice for seeds but cant remeber which seed i used for the test lol... very scientific experiment not! :bigjoint:I hope it was the biggun cos if so I'm gonna juice all my seeds up, however I ain't ever gonna know am I lol...o_O
Just juice up all your seeds anyway Cl@rksville and see if they all try and bite your ear off...(:
 

ValleyDragon

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I have got a clone going, it got cut off by accident so I thought I'd save it plus it saves popping another one off! If you get one going we can compare!!
Will let u know if i have success cloning this crit kush, i cloned the other seeds which was 1 incredible bulk and 1 thc bomb..they are right bushy growing monsters lol
 

ValleyDragon

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Look at this jungle from a disillusioned LED grower..

Was so pee'd off at the poor results on 1st grow that i cant remember whats under the light or how long they have this time but they are at different stages of bloom...

You aint the only 1 disorganised Cl@rksville lol..(:
 

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