3 jew things

[Pinworm]

Alright, name 3 jew things about you that I didn't know about you already. Okay, I'll go first.

- I borrowed several dollars from a dear friend that I had no plan on paying back
- I lit some candles and said "Ba-ruch A-tah Ado-nai E-lo-hei-nu Me-lech Ha-olam Asher Ki-deshanu Be-mitzvo-tav Ve-tzvi-vanu Le-hadlik Ner Shel Yom Hazikaron" while I wore a tiny hat....
- I separated my milk plate from my meat plate
- I lit some more candles instead of decorating a dying pine tree

Okay, that was 4 but you get the idea, now you go....

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[abe supercro]

An actual rabbi circumcised my cock. I had a bar mitzvah, where I read Hebrew. I'm not a jew.




Shalom

 

[tyler.durden]

And mocking your own thread, Pinny? I did nazi that coming...

 

[Pinworm]

I did nazi that coming...

Anne Frankly, it's all quite disturbing...

 

[tyler.durden]

Anne Frankly, it's all quite disturbing...

Jew mad, bro?

 

[bellcore]

I don't like raw pork on my bagels,
I buy some passover foods like cookies at the grocery (after the jew holidays when it is on clearance.)
I live in suburb city with lots of jews, (The realtor mentioned a rose in bloom on every corner, Rosenbloom being a jew last name.)

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[abe supercro]

Geddy Lee is the son of Morris and Mary Weinrib.

 

[Gregor Eisenhorn]

-I once told my friend I bought him a present for his birthday but that there will be a two weeks delay because of the shipping. In secret I was hoping that after two weeks he would forget, because I didn't get him anything.

 

[abe supercro]

http://www.jewfaq.org/m/prayer.htm

 

[KLITE]

Dean Martin was a joo

 

[heckler73]

 

[neosapien]

1. I only buys clothes if they're on clearance.
2. I usually research something for atleast 2 hours before I buy it.
3. I bring my own candy to movie theaters.

 

[Aeroknow]

I only buy food that is on sale at safeway. But then i'll get liquored up and go blow 1K at my local casino like it's nothing. Thats the jew in me, and also the indian in me.

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

1.Had a Jewish friend in school,he went to camp and never came back.
2.Seen a whole ham on sale for half price,couldn't decide if i wanted it or not
3.Once owned a Jewish sports car,It would stop on a dime,and pick it up,too.

 

[cannabineer]

inb4circumcision

 

[Trousers]

I have been to more Bar/Bat mitzvahs than I care to remember. I went to a private school. Al Franken went there. He said they let jews in to raise sat scores.

Never had some many girls want to date me. Probably because they were not allowed to date me.

Is that three?
I have ADD and have trouble counting to three.


Hey, I am a poet and I did not even realize it.

Time to smoke some weed, my brain is all over the place.
Have you guys listened to Grimes? I fucking love her music and her sweet Canadian ass.

 

[Trousers]

look at that fucking mess of a post
don't do drugs, pfffffft

 

[Trousers]

Fuck you Nancy Reagan. You want me to be unintelligible and completely scatter brained.