3 jew things

Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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tyler.durden said:
^^ And that, uncomfortably and decisively, closes this thread. Damn kids, this is why we can't have nice things...
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What on earth are you talking about what happened here, oh my this has not happened in a long time, Classic RIU ! Never mind nothing actually happened I was just too lazy to read it.
 
peacepipe11

peacepipe11

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Pinworm said:
Alright, name 3 jew things about you that I didn't know about you already. Okay, I'll go first.

- I borrowed several dollars from a dear friend that I had no plan on paying back
- I lit some candles and said "Ba-ruch A-tah Ado-nai E-lo-hei-nu Me-lech Ha-olam Asher Ki-deshanu Be-mitzvo-tav Ve-tzvi-vanu Le-hadlik Ner Shel Yom Hazikaron" while I wore a tiny hat....
- I separated my milk plate from my meat plate
- I lit some more candles instead of decorating a dying pine tree

Okay, that was 4 but you get the idea, now you go....
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whats a jew? a catholic or Christian ?





catholic or Christian ?
 
superloud

superloud

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I like to tell fast food places they screwed up my order threw the drive threw but I'm home and can't come back so I get a free meal the next day.

I always take a penny.

And I'm going to short you on my third comment.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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neosapien said:
1. I only buys clothes if they're on clearance.
2. I usually research something for atleast 2 hours before I buy it.
3. I bring my own candy to movie theaters.
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Guess that makes me Kosher too.

1. I'll walk blocks rather than pay top dollar for parking
2. I hate paying for greeting cards/wrapping paper as they only end up in the garbage
3. Do my own pedis, facials, and *ahem* other unmentionable groomings
 
vro

vro

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Fuck jews and circumcision what is the point of that shit? Just leave it alone. Today i saw a hooker in foster city ca. I 69d with her for 30 mins straight and swallowed all her juices and she swallowed mine to.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Trousers said:
Mad? Unconsciously?
My alma mater is The Blake Schools in Minneapolis, MN.
Yessica? LOL
Yessica calling me out? LOL

Do you think I am a sock, you precious child?
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I called the Blake School and asked about you. They said they have no trousers. Liar! and I looked up to you.
 
texasjack

texasjack

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I went to my first Jewish wedding a ew weeks ago. Huge shindig. I had a Jewish girlfriend in college. Huge tits. Pretty hairy though.
 
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