3 jew things

[CC Dobbs]

I shot 3 Palestinian babies this morning. Can that count for three?

 

[tyler.durden]

^^ And that, uncomfortably and decisively, closes this thread. Damn kids, this is why we can't have nice things...

 

[Iloveskywalkerog]

^^ And that, uncomfortably and decisively, closes this thread. Damn kids, this is why we can't have nice things...

What on earth are you talking about what happened here, oh my this has not happened in a long time, Classic RIU ! Never mind nothing actually happened I was just too lazy to read it.

 

[tyler.durden]

Stay off the hard stuff, Jesse. Remember, one day at a time

 

[mr sunshine]

What on earth are you talking about what happened here, oh my this has not happened in a long time, Classic RIU ! Never mind nothing actually happened I was just too lazy to read it.

I can't wait till your mom doesn't have enough money to pay the Internet bill.

 

[peacepipe11]

Alright, name 3 jew things about you that I didn't know about you already. Okay, I'll go first.

- I borrowed several dollars from a dear friend that I had no plan on paying back
- I lit some candles and said "Ba-ruch A-tah Ado-nai E-lo-hei-nu Me-lech Ha-olam Asher Ki-deshanu Be-mitzvo-tav Ve-tzvi-vanu Le-hadlik Ner Shel Yom Hazikaron" while I wore a tiny hat....
- I separated my milk plate from my meat plate
- I lit some more candles instead of decorating a dying pine tree

Okay, that was 4 but you get the idea, now you go....

whats a jew? a catholic or Christian ?





catholic or Christian ?

 

[Singlemalt]

Mainliner! How's the liver?

 

[mr sunshine]

@mainliver

 

[superloud]

I like to tell fast food places they screwed up my order threw the drive threw but I'm home and can't come back so I get a free meal the next day.

I always take a penny.

And I'm going to short you on my third comment.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Mainliner! How's the liver?

Motherfucker didn't even have time to build a nest...

 

[Hookabelly]

1. I only buys clothes if they're on clearance.
2. I usually research something for atleast 2 hours before I buy it.
3. I bring my own candy to movie theaters.

Guess that makes me Kosher too.

1. I'll walk blocks rather than pay top dollar for parking
2. I hate paying for greeting cards/wrapping paper as they only end up in the garbage
3. Do my own pedis, facials, and *ahem* other unmentionable groomings

 

[vro]

Fuck jews and circumcision what is the point of that shit? Just leave it alone. Today i saw a hooker in foster city ca. I 69d with her for 30 mins straight and swallowed all her juices and she swallowed mine to.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Mad? Unconsciously?
My alma mater is The Blake Schools in Minneapolis, MN.
Yessica? LOL
Yessica calling me out? LOL

Do you think I am a sock, you precious child?

I called the Blake School and asked about you. They said they have no trousers. Liar! and I looked up to you.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I had some Jews with breakfast this morning.

 

[The_Herban_Legend]

I'm not Hebrew but I have a gargantuan circumcision.

 

[abe supercro]

I had some Jews with breakfast this morning.

That'll give you terrible gas, that'll hit you later.

 

[Growan]

Er....I went to school with a kid called Murray....

I could be an honorary Jew?

 

[texasjack]

I went to my first Jewish wedding a ew weeks ago. Huge shindig. I had a Jewish girlfriend in college. Huge tits. Pretty hairy though.

 

[heckler73]

Look familiar?

Is that the sacred butter-knife of Jingus?

 

[420God]

Couldn't find a third.