Why, Butt cheeks? Why?

[bu$hleaguer]

I'm transgender.

 

[ForRealz]

The Germans call the buttocks Die Klemperer.

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It is mostly used to keep beer from coming out the anus by clenching.

Haha that dude fersure looks to be utilizing said methodology!

 

[ForRealz]

Haha that dude fersure looks to be utilizing said methodology!

Either that...OR he's trying to Melt a F@#KING hole in the wall harnessing only his telekinetic powers!!!

 

[neosapien]

The symmetry is just so appealing to me.

 

[chuck estevez]

I was thinking along those lines, it's the muscle that holds the damn shut until you're ready to stomp it down the drain

 

[Singlemalt]

Butt is a fine meal

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'm transgender.

Are you busy later? Would you like to go for dinner and a movie? Just make sure you put a hole in the bottom of your popcorn bucket or I'll be disappointed.

 

[Indagrow]

I'm transgender.

I've had sex with an animal at least once.. Met her racing I had to break it off I could hardly walk the next day let alone race... Bitch was cray

 

[tyler.durden]

Butt cheeks are there for 2 reasons:

1. To cushion your balls as your banging the hell out of someone.

2. To keep the bangee from spewing shit everywhere as you bang them harder and harder.

I know personally, sometimes I've been thankful for #2 (no pun intended).

Mmmm. Excellent response, it afforded me a Wake 'n Fap...

 

[tyler.durden]

The Germans call the buttocks Die Klemperer.

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It is mostly used to keep beer from coming out the anus by clenching.

As usual, I don't like to admit it, butt fear the Krauts may be correct. Top 3 for sure...

 

[tyler.durden]

I was thinking along those lines, it's the muscle that holds the damn shut until you're ready to stomp it down the drain

Classic RIU response. Cheeks = Ass Dam. Excellent theory...

 

[tyler.durden]

Butt is a fine meal

Multi-colored pun! You're on the short list

 

[whitebb2727]

If your pitter don't fit her, hit her in the shitter with your one eye critter and maybe that will get her.


The but cheeks at there for one reason.

For me to have you over. I will give you lots of cheap beer and spicy food.

When you pass out I will super glue the cheeks together all except the top.

When you sit on the toilet with diarrhea the next morning and let it rip it squirts up your back.

Covered in shit and I get lo laugh.




Plus the cheeks are good for sex. The same reason I like a woman with fat pussy lips.

 

[tyler.durden]

If your pitter don't fit her, hit her in the shitter with your one eye critter and maybe that will get her.


The but cheeks at there for one reason.

For me to have you over. I will give you lots of cheap beer and spicy food.

When you pass out I will super glue the cheeks together all except the top.

When you sit on the toilet with diarrhea the next morning and let it rip it squirts up your back.

Covered in shit and I get lo laugh.




Plus the checks are good for sex. The same reason I like a woman with fat pussy lips.

Wow, I think you'll be getting that prize. An amazing post. You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman...

 

[qwizoking]

traitor

 

[abe supercro]

traitor

The guy's a damn tease! You take fourth place, maybe. Mr White and Zarabeth tied for first. Who's on second?

@mr sunshine is a prolapsed hemorrhoid all star. Cannibalism and butt veins for turd place ranking, Aye.

 

[tyler.durden]

Gentlemen, please! This is more an art than a science. Any more bitching and you're out automatically. Stop being whiny, little bitches and up your game...

 

[qwizoking]

i bow out for now..opiates have made typing and consciousness a slippery little mistress disappearing into the night

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

Are you busy later? Would you like to go for dinner and a movie? Just make sure you put a hole in the bottom of your popcorn bucket or I'll be disappointed.

I do that with the wife but I use a cracker Jack box because every box comes with a surprise. Gets her every time.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

Gentlemen, please! This is more an art than a science. Any more bitching and you're out automatically. Stop being whiny, little bitches and up your game...

always admirable to see someone trying to control these threads...