Getting older IS amazing!

[Indagrow]

That's how they get yah! It's just not ideal, but becomes more and more relevant the longer we are here. I remember being younger and knowing things got better when you where an adult... This sucks. It's come to my attention we all suffer from birthdays every year, just know you're not alone! Stand (or sit) strong brothers for together we can overcome our youth!

I was taught to open a speech with enthusiasm and eye contact but it's typically around this part I just abridge the speech and get the point across. I had a strange inception dream where I pissed my pants, woke up and pissed my pants.... Then I really woke up and made myself get up so I didn't have to blame my girlfriend for pissing the bed. As I slouched on the wall half aiming for water half knowing I'd be cleaning the seat with a sterile, ammonia, free range, organic solution.. I thought to myself 'did I almost pee the fucking bed?' Images immediately started rushing into my head; Depends Adult Diapers, access ramps, $7 checks for holidays..FIGGY PUDDING! I'm old. When the fuck did that happen!?

I make dad noises. I do this strange audible inhale hiccup before I burp (gastro aspiration? Is that a thing?) I don't trust my farts nearly enough anymore, and my socks are getting higher and higher.

What are some tell tale signs I can look out for? I've just heard getting old is a trap.. let's just help each other be aware of possible precursors

 

[Corso312]

How are the knees? All the old guys I know have bad knees

 

[Yessica...]

That's how they get yah! It's just not ideal, but becomes more and more relevant the longer we are here. I remember being younger and knowing things got better when you where an adult... This sucks. It's come to my attention we all suffer from birthdays every year, just know you're not alone! Stand (or sit) strong brothers for together we can overcome our youth!

I was taught to open a speech with enthusiasm and eye contact but it's typically around this part I just abridge the speech and get the point across. I had a strange inception dream where I pissed my pants, woke up and pissed my pants.... Then I really woke up and made myself get up so I didn't have to blame my girlfriend for pissing the bed. As I slouched on the wall half aiming for water half knowing I'd be cleaning the seat with a sterile, ammonia, free range, organic solution.. I thought to myself 'did I almost pee the fucking bed?' Images immediately started rushing into my head; Depends Adult Diapers, access ramps, $7 checks for holidays..FIGGY PUDDING! I'm old. When the fuck did that happen!?

I make dad noises. I do this strange audible inhale hiccup before I burp (gastro aspiration? Is that a thing?) I don't trust my farts nearly enough anymore, and my socks are getting higher and higher.

What are some tell tale signs I can look out for? I've just heard getting old is a trap.. let's just help each other be aware of possible precursors

 

[Aeroknow]

 

[Indagrow]

How are the knees? All the old guys I know have bad knees

Knees are fine I had the intuition to sit down through my racing career to put the weight where it needed to be... Lower back not so much

 

[vro]

The secret for men to stay young is hgh and test shots. Fuck getting older i want to be 19 forever

 

[Indagrow]

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You don't get old?

 

[ODanksta]

The secret for men to stay young is hgh and test shots. Fuck getting older i want to be 19 forever

I thought you were like 19 two years ago? You sound just like my girl.. Wait nvm..

 

[vro]

Being young is so much better than being old. You dont have to panic and make decisions because of time. Your health is always better when you are young. Time goes by slower and everrything is overall more fun and exciting. Remember being 4 years old? You could run around in a circle screaming and it felt like ecstasy.

 

[vro]

I remember winter break felt like two months and it was just 2 weeks. What the fuck

 

[Yessica...]

Being young is so much better than being old. You dont have to panic and make decisions because of time. Your health is always better when you are young. Time goes by slower and everrything is overall more fun and exciting. Remember being 4 years old? You could run around in a circle screaming and it felt like ecstasy.

I disagree.

When I was 19, I was a whole other world of fucked up. Didn't know myself, didn't know other people. Totally bonkers.

Maybe my bits were a little bit tighter? Not really, the bod is in much better shape now than it was back then. I was sick a lot back then.

We can agree to disagree young man. I prefer being 34 to 19. Any day of the week!

 

[theexpress]

Getting older sucks ... Seems like every following year passes quicker then the one before it. Life is too fucking short.

 

[theexpress]

How are the knees? All the old guys I know have bad knees

I have bad knees at 30. Not terribly but it will only get worse

 

[ODanksta]

I keep getting older and the girls only get younger..

As I get older, those younger girls want me more.. I got a nice house, a nice car, that dank, I can go all night and I know how to cuddle.. That's all they really want.. trust me homie.. A beard helps too

 

[Aeroknow]

I have bad knees at 30. Not terribly but it will only get worse

Im 43. Yesterday I was 30

 

[vro]

I know. They need to come out with a drug that alters your time perception so time can go by as slow as you want.

 

[Yessica...]

Getting older sucks ... Seems like every following year passes quicker then the one before it. Life is too fucking short.

You have health problems or something?

I could see that part sucking cak for sure, pain and shit.

But don't you feel so much smarter now, than you were when you were younger?

Every day, every year - you learn. And you get to keep that knowledge.

Maybe I'm just high. And I know I was a crazy fuck. Still am, but it's under control at the moment.

Obviously I cant speak for everyone. But when I was younger than 25, I was super fucking dumb. Not books smart dumb, I've always been scholarly as fuck. But life smarts.

Like :

"hey stranger, sure I'll take a ride home after the bar in your van with dark tinted windows. You're so nice! And what's this? A special drink Just for ME? What's the fizzing pill in the bottom? Oh its the flavour pill! thanks man!"

Now I drive the van...

 

[theexpress]

Im 43. Yesterday I was 30

Damn..... Well be dead before u know it. Be gone to black black nothingness that is everything s Destiny .think how much our life we waste sleeping

 

[vro]

Damn..... Well be dead before u know it. Be gone to black black nothingness that is everything s Destiny .think how much our life we waste sleeping

Do you know ghb was originally supposed to make it so you get a full nights sleep in 2 hours?

 

[theexpress]

You have health problems or something?

I could see that part sucking cak for sure, pain and shit.

But don't you feel so much smarter now, than you were when you were younger?

Every day, every year - you learn. And you get to keep that knowledge.

Maybe I'm just high. And I know I was a crazy fuck. Still am, but it's under control at the moment.

Obviously I cant speak for everyone. But when I was younger than 25, I was super fucking dumb. Not books smart dumb, I've always been scholarly as fuck. But life smarts.

Like :

"hey stranger, sure I'll take a ride home after the bar in your van with dark tinted windows. You're so nice! And what's this? A special drink Just for ME? What's the fizzing pill in the bottom? Oh its the flavour pill! thanks man!"

Now I drive the van...

Nope just paying.for all the ghetto shit I did from 10/25...... Didn't feel it then... Feeling it now