Confessions

[Yessica...]

THIS I am counting on and I do believe to be true also. Well not the maple syrup bit lmfao

You just haven't been with a Canadian girl yet.

Tastes just like warm maple syrup.

 

[qwizoking]

eh, pussy just pussy. id rather have a lil love, shit a warm bed and your head on my chest as i drift to sleep and im a happy boy.

 

[Yessica...]

eh, pussy just pussy. id rather have a lil love, shit a warm bed and your head on my chest as i drift to sleep and im a happy boy.

Awwwwwwes

Doesn't it help if the person you love also has a really nice bagina?

I've heard they are not all created equal. When I asked my friend to describe what makes one better than the other, he couldn't put it into words.

I think because I don't have a penis he didn't know how to describe it.

Anyone? What makes a good vagina. Or a bad one?

 

[Mad Hamish]

eh, pussy just pussy. id rather have a lil love, shit a warm bed and your head on my chest as i drift to sleep and im a happy boy.

Exactly. I settle for even less than just some warmth. Respect is enough. When mutual it is actually quite magical.

 

[Mad Hamish]

You just haven't been with a Canadian girl yet.

Tastes just like warm maple syrup.

Well I will ditch my low carb diet when I visit Canada then muahahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

Exactly. I settle for even less than just some warmth. Respect is enough. When mutual it is actually quite magical.

Agreed.

Mutual respect, and communication are key. Being attracted to the person is VERY important too. But you can be attracted to many qualities that are not just physical.

Although, I gotta admit - I like me a fucking hot guy. I have a type. Smoke show.

 

[6ohMax]

I confess that I want to infiltrate north Korea and take out its cowardly leader!

 

[charface]

I confess that I want to infiltrate north Korea and take out its cowardly leader!

Talk about lashing out.
That's quit a hike. Maybe just get one of those little stress balls.
Or even better a doggy squeak toy, sounds like it is suffering when you squeeze it.

 

[6ohMax]

Talk about lashing out.
That's quit a hike. Maybe just get one of those little stress balls.
Or even better a doggy squeak toy, sounds like it is suffering when you squeeze it.

The dudes a real winner...all talk..that's it...even when stationed over there it was a joke....he does it when he feels it's time for the media to give him some attention

But he is also a big pile of manure

 

[charface]

Lol, pick on someone your own size,
He is almost as big as a Pygmy midget.

 

[6ohMax]

Lol, pick on someone your own size,
He is almost as big as a Pygmy midget.

I'm short.

 

[charface]

I'm short.

^^^lucky

 

[6ohMax]

^^^lucky

Sometimes...sometimes not

 

[charface]

Sometimes...sometimes not

When your nose to nose yer toes in it
When yer toes to toes yer nose is in it.
Lucky

 

[Hookabelly]

When your nose to nose yer toes in it
When yer toes to toes yer nose is in it.
Lucky

What? please explain yourself

''We don't degenerate because of age, we age because of degeneration.'' - Me

 

[charface]

QUOTE="Hookabelly, post: 12222622, member: 839686"]What? please explain yourself[/QUOTE]
Its a midget thing.
if a midget at and a normal size chicks toes are touching his face will be about pussy level.
if they are kissing his toes will be pussy level.
Your welcome

 

[Hookabelly]

QUOTE="Hookabelly, post: 12222622, member: 839686"]What? please explain yourself

Its a midget thing.
if a midget at and a normal size chicks toes are touching his face will be about pussy level.
if they are kissing his toes will be pussy level.
Your welcome[/QUOTE]
so which is the optimal scenario?

 

[Mad Hamish]

Agreed.

Mutual respect, and communication are key. Being attracted to the person is VERY important too. But you can be attracted to many qualities that are not just physical.

Although, I gotta admit - I like me a fucking hot guy. I have a type. Smoke show.

Dont see too much of it going around these days. Wish I could show you how my sister treats her man oh my fuck. He is WHIPPED. It is ridiculous really.

I would also have to say I have my standards. Taking care of myself is not exactly something that happens just like that it is a bit of effort. Id love to say to be attracted all I need is a mind that clicks with mine but... it just aint like that is it.

 

[Mad Hamish]

QUOTE="Hookabelly, post: 12222622, member: 839686"]What? please explain yourself

Its a midget thing.
if a midget at and a normal size chicks toes are touching his face will be about pussy level.
if they are kissing his toes will be pussy level.
Your welcome[/QUOTE]
I have always wanted my own pack of midgets. Not only are they super cute but you can pack them easily for travel, and they make the ultimate 'stealth' work force.

 

[6ohMax]

You just haven't been with a Canadian girl yet.

Tastes just like warm maple syrup.