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Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Why is it OK for men to post disgusting things but not for women?

Also, my daughter is driving me crazy.

Peeing everywhere. I was cleaning up the living room and she squatted right next to me.
Like wtf????

Then I had to spend 5 min explaining why it was bad to pee on the floor and that she was only allowed to pee in her diaper or potty chair.

Why mommy why?
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Hubby decided to stay up and play fallout 4 till 1130 and I had to practically drag him out of bed and then I was wide awake 2 hours before I had to get up with esther.

Mommy is gonna start putting the law down!!!

No video games past 1030 on weekdays!

No Peeing on the floor or removing mommy's tampons from the packaging!!!

Keep your diaper on! Don't touch that. Don't mess with mommy's wallet.

I'm so tired.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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I just had a first baby milestone myself. As I was gathering up the garbage to take to the curb I nicely commented to my wife, "damn honey look at all this trash, this all your shit you know!" To which my wife replies "No that's all Maya's shit" to which the little one replies "Yeah that's all Maya's shit!" Made me so proud. The first curse word she copy'd wasn't from me. Boo- yah I shall hang that over the wife's head for atleast a week. If not all of eternity.
 
OOBubblesOO

OOBubblesOO

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Made it out to get groceries...meh...instant regret when I stepped out the door...

It's finally a sunny day here in my little area of the Pacific Northwest and of course I'm sick so my eyes are all like...



Fuggin' light sensitivity bullshit...


Time to drink some tea and perhaps smoke a bowl or two...or 10...bongsmilie



How's your guys' day going?
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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neosapien said:
I just had a first baby milestone myself. As I was gathering up the garbage to take to the curb I nicely commented to my wife, "damn honey look at all this trash, this all your shit you know!" To which my wife replies "No that's all Maya's shit" to which the little one replies "Yeah that's all Maya's shit!" Made me so proud. The first curse word she copy'd wasn't from me. Boo- yah I shall hang that over the wife's head for atleast a week. If not all of eternity.
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That's a keeper story. Should last a lifetime.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Put my phone on top of my car this afternoon while filling up with gas. Drove away and heard it slide off. Pulled over just in time to watch a school bus drive over that shit. Fuckin A. 99 cents later I have a new iPhone but I know if I get the screen repaired the old one will work. Thinking of getting it repaired because the new one was so cheap.
 
Oregon Gardener

Oregon Gardener

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bu$hleaguer said:
Put my phone on top of my car this afternoon while filling up with gas. Drove away and heard it slide off. Pulled over just in time to watch a school bus drive over that shit. Fuckin A. 99 cents later I have a new iPhone but I know if I get the screen repaired the old one will work. Thinking of getting it repaired because the new one was so cheap.
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My kid just repaired a couple of phone screens with a heat gun and $5.00 worth of parts.You-tube. We figured, what's to loose. Hint, the hair dryer was not hot enough.

:bigjoint:
 
Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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bu$hleaguer said:
Put my phone on top of my car this afternoon while filling up with gas. Drove away and heard it slide off. Pulled over just in time to watch a school bus drive over that shit. Fuckin A. 99 cents later I have a new iPhone but I know if I get the screen repaired the old one will work. Thinking of getting it repaired because the new one was so cheap.
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Lol you forgot your phone was on your hood,
 
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