Pinworm
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bacon martinis?Last thing I remember, we were talking about the signature drink at the Double Down Saloon...
bacon martinis?Last thing I remember, we were talking about the signature drink at the Double Down Saloon...
I will be sharing these with my wife - when she wakes up. I just got the little guy down to "Walk on the Wild Side" - Reed not AlgrenI put her down. I just wanna pass out. I have to take a shower here soon and make things nice for company tho.
I'm not a nice person when sleep deprived.
Words to live by.I wanna dance in the tutu!
Dance in your tutu then!
That's a keeper story. Should last a lifetime.I just had a first baby milestone myself. As I was gathering up the garbage to take to the curb I nicely commented to my wife, "damn honey look at all this trash, this all your shit you know!" To which my wife replies "No that's all Maya's shit" to which the little one replies "Yeah that's all Maya's shit!" Made me so proud. The first curse word she copy'd wasn't from me. Boo- yah I shall hang that over the wife's head for atleast a week. If not all of eternity.
What a little bitch. I had insomnia and have been up since 1:45 am, I painted an entire apartment before lunch and finished trimming trees in the afternoon shift and replaced a waterheater.Hubby decided to stay up and play fallout 4 till 1130 and I had to practically drag him out of bed.
Because girls dont poop.Why is it OK for men to post disgusting things but not for women?
Have a good time dear.I'm heading out to dinner and a movie with my aunt and mom.
Sisters. Might be alright.
Ovaries digest the food and that's why we have periods.Because girls dont poop.
My kid just repaired a couple of phone screens with a heat gun and $5.00 worth of parts.You-tube. We figured, what's to loose. Hint, the hair dryer was not hot enough.Put my phone on top of my car this afternoon while filling up with gas. Drove away and heard it slide off. Pulled over just in time to watch a school bus drive over that shit. Fuckin A. 99 cents later I have a new iPhone but I know if I get the screen repaired the old one will work. Thinking of getting it repaired because the new one was so cheap.
Lol you forgot your phone was on your hood,Put my phone on top of my car this afternoon while filling up with gas. Drove away and heard it slide off. Pulled over just in time to watch a school bus drive over that shit. Fuckin A. 99 cents later I have a new iPhone but I know if I get the screen repaired the old one will work. Thinking of getting it repaired because the new one was so cheap.