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charface

charface

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Hookabelly said:
Its a midget thing.
if a midget at and a normal size chicks toes are touching his face will be about pussy level.
if they are kissing his toes will be pussy level.
Your welcome
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so which is the optimal scenario?[/QUOTE]
I'm a face man but if you are a toes girl we can compromise.
Maybe some belly button stuff?
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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qwizoking said:
ive been making fun (quietly) of yalls quotation skills all day.
finally someone mentions it
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Throwing it out there, when you quote your avatar and stats show up in the post as of late buddy.

I slip hash oil into the bowl, she passes out as expected. Also keeps her ever dwindling script of Xanax in the nightstand. So I try not to drool on the plants at night. I wish I could lay siege on this place with inze some times to be honest, but I know it will go to far and to see pin get bounced keeps the chain tight (to). Either way I set her up on riu and she's lost in pintrest and insta. I hope you see this inze


And yes I poured my water bottle out on his door step, dude was being a dick.. I'm sorry your aunt slipped on it the next morning, I figured him as the bread winner


Whew...I'm drunk
 
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charface

charface

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Been a while but this one has bugged me and I need to get it off my chest.

I painted houses for years, did really nice work.
however being mildly retarded I spelled the company name wrong and never corrected it.
It was pronounced all phase but all the logos, trucks and documents said alphase.

The moral is I'm really not bright but you don't have to spell it to do it.
 
Mad Hamish

Mad Hamish

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charface said:
Been a while but this one has bugged me and I need to get it off my chest.

I painted houses for years, did really nice work.
however being mildly retarded I spelled the company name wrong and never corrected it.
It was pronounced all phase but all the logos, trucks and documents said alphase.

The moral is I'm really not bright but you don't have to spell it to do it.
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Funny thats the name for the company I hire my gensets from
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Bump



Sorry

But ill get you bailed out as soon as i can. Good luck with the judge in the morning.
To be fair if you hadnt given a fake name youd prolly be in my bed right now..
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Edit
That post seems too boring for me.

Ill add more of the story to the confession,

Sorry i kinda led you on, i mean you have to know its never gonna be serious.

Also if id known we were gonna be out at such length,get busted and you arrested. i wouldve declined busting a nut in your shoe.... And your sockless.
I wonder what they give you in jail or whatever
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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How about... back off unrelated brother. Woadie not from my ward, and other phrases showing my love or appreciation for your being, while politely saying fuck off
Homie :)
 
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