I fucked up and got on match.com and my wife found out.

[charface]

Let me understand,
The need to prove this hoax you created an account and convinced yer wife
You had no bad intentions?
Well done sir.

 

[Alienwidow]

V.S man, if youre past lying about it id just come clean with her and tell her the sex lifes gone to shit and your not happy. Then take her out on a date and spoil her, maybe get her some lingerie. Hopefully it gets you back on track and you get laid outta the deal.

 

[ttystikk]

Fucking IN the weeds is where it's at imo.

Nah man, you get all sticky and itchy n shit... don't ask me how I know.

 

[TWS]

I posted my picture and my wifes co worker who was on there looking for a fuck too turned around and told my wife.

 

[see4]

bang her sister, best friend and hottest cousin......

find her purse and pull your nuts out of it

I read that last line as, "find her purse and pull your nuts out on it" - I fucking laughed hard. Like, damn dude, you already banged her sister, why fucking t-bag her purse man, that's just fucked up. lol.

 

[BarnBuster]

Yeah, op! Please post a pic of your wife...

^^this cause we need to see how BAD you fucked up

 

[MonkeyGrinder]

Private browsing and incognito mode is where it's at. Set a macro to close out the browser or automatically shoot to a bookmark.
But yeah a fuck up of this magnitude is going to be hell to fix.

 

[KingBlunted]

Is her vag that bad? Only a matter of time til she's boning Ur brother. Friend. Or on Tinder herself. Might as well keep Ur match profile and play Russian roulette with old lady herpes.

 

[Flaming Pie]

First I went to match. Com and fucked up . Then i went to RIU for advice. Man I'm fucking up. I should of just smoked two joints and talked to Jesus.

She is scared she might lose you. That is why she freaked out. If you want her to stop freaking out you have to let her know that she is the most important person through actions and wordS.

Clean the house for her and sit her down and say, I would never leave you for a cheap fling. I love you. I'm sorry I scared you. You don't have to worry. I don't want anyone but you.

Then hug her for as long as she hugs you back. Take a couple days of asking her what she would like to do and make sure you NEVER join any kind of dating/sex site again.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Oh and make sure you delete the match.com profile so you don't receive any more emails.

 

[Kind Sir]

I got caught on porn 3 yrs ago and it still comes up every couple months, my gf really doesnt like that. Shes good lookin tho so idk what my problem is, other than being a male and all.

How mad was your wife? I hate those situations, im with you in prayer lol.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I got caught on porn 3 yrs ago and it still comes up every couple months, my gf really doesnt like that. Shes good lookin tho so idk what my problem is, other than being a male and all.

How mad was your wife? I hate those situations, im with you in prayer lol.

Instead of watching porn, why not step up your game in the bedroom?

If she is not fulfilling you sexually then you need to talk to her about it. Not watch porn.

 

[Flaming Pie]

You start laying it down so that she is Cummings every 10-15 seconds she will be at peace and feel really special.

If you haven't got her to that point, you have room for improvement.

 

[Aeroknow]

If you're with someone that gives you shit about beating off to porn on the internet, that's some seriously childish bullshit. Find someone else.

 

[420God]

By being "caught on porn", like in an actual video? That'd be different.

 

[Flaming Pie]

If you're with someone that gives you shit about beating off to porn on the internet, that's some seriously childish bullshit. Find someone else.

Why should you need to beat off? Or look at another woman while doing it?

Why get married if you aren't fulfilling each other's sexual needs?

 

[srh88]

Why should you need to beat off? Or look at another woman while doing it?

Why get married if you aren't fulfilling each other's sexual needs?

what if she likes to watch it too?

 

[Kind Sir]

She is scared she might lose you. That is why she freaked out. If you want her to stop freaking out you have to let her know that she is the most important person through actions and wordS.

Clean the house for her and sit her down and say, I would never leave you for a cheap fling. I love you. I'm sorry I scared you. You don't have to worry. I don't want anyone but you.

Then hug her for as long as she hugs you back. Take a couple days of asking her what she would like to do and make sure you NEVER join any kind of dating/sex site again.

Good suggestions man, Ive found out even after getting my girl furious that being honest why you did it helps. In my situation that is. I hope all goes well.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Good suggestions man, Ive found out even after getting my girl furious that being honest why you did it helps. In my situation that is. I hope all goes well.

I'm a chick.

 

[Aeroknow]

Why not have your cake and eat it too?
Nothing wrong with masturbating, even if in a relationship. I would never stick with a relationship if she got jealous over me jackin it.

Why should you need to beat off? Or look at another woman while doing it?

Why get married if you aren't fulfilling each other's sexual needs?