Making Money

mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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ClaytonBigsby said:
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Authentic snuff is very rare!! Could be worth a fortune if you find the right buyer!! It's true, fuck you guys for judging me .I'm not saying I like it I'm saying it's hard to come by not that I looked or anything. ..I never masterbated to a serbian film more then once a day so stop judging me u judgey fuckers!!





Did i take it to far, or did you!! I bet you racist assholes hate dark humor!! This confession was not meant for Clayton even tho I quoted him ,. It's for the prophet, only God can judge me!
 
Growan

Growan

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I'm too busy collecting nuts from the forest floor to accept a job offer I just got from a big fat guy called Bernard. Apparently there's a members only knocking shop in Cardiff looking for a new 'slops boy' to empty the vaginal spitoons in the Lounge Bar. Sounds like it might be the first rung on a very tall ladder for somebody with drive and enthusiasm...?
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I found a woman selling boxers on craigslist. She had 7 puppies. I told her I;d give her an extra $500 if I could have the first pic so she wouldn't sell any of them. I snuck over last night and took all 7 puppies. They are hungry all the time, I picked boxers because in a few months they will be pretty tall so they can reach just about anywhere, and their short muzzle gives them pretty good access, not that they need it because they are known for long tongues. So, I'm going to rent them out and charge a night rate of $75 (but you get a free jar of peanut butter). Ladies need some attention.



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curious2garden

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I found a woman selling boxers on craigslist. She had 7 puppies. I told her I;d give her an extra $500 if I could have the first pic so she wouldn't sell any of them. I snuck over last night and took all 7 puppies. They are hungry all the time, I picked boxers because in a few months they will be pretty tall so they can reach just about anywhere, and their short muzzle gives them pretty good access, not that they need it because they are known for long tongues. So, I'm going to rent them out and charge a night rate of $75 (but you get a free jar of peanut butter). Ladies need some attention.



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I think you'll have to get their teeth pulled to really sell it. So there's that overhead times 7. Yeah I really need more passive sources, really I do.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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I was just talking with Alienwidow on the phone and he said he was eating some curry chips. I thought he made them but he said he bought them. He knows I've been struggling financially so I think he was rubbing it in, but the joke's on him. It gave me an idea. I think the gay community is largely untapped. Since exotic chip flavors are all the rage now, I'm thinking about making some semen flavored chips. Should be a hit in the gay community and for the closet guys who like to suck a cock when their GF/wife isn;t looking (you know what I'm sayin, Steve French)

Do you think that could sell? Does anyone know how to bake semen on a potato? Don;t be stealin my idea, MFers! It's here online now so I will sue your ass. Ass. Maybe if the semen chips work I'll make some ass flavored chips (unless their too close to pork rines)

Help a nigga make some scratch. I'm tired of sliding into booths and eating left overs at restaurants when people leave.
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I was just talking with Alienwidow on the phone and he said he was eating some curry chips. I thought he made them but he said he bought them. He knows I've been struggling financially so I think he was rubbing it in, but the joke's on him. It gave me an idea. I think the gay community is largely untapped. Since exotic chip flavors are all the rage now, I'm thinking about making some semen flavored chips. Should be a hit in the gay community and for the closet guys who like to suck a cock when their GF/wife isn;t looking (you know what I'm sayin, Steve French)

Do you think that could sell? Does anyone know how to bake semen on a potato? Don;t be stealin my idea, MFers! It's here online now so I will sue your ass. Ass. Maybe if the semen chips work I'll make some ass flavored chips (unless their too close to pork rines)

Help a nigga make some scratch. I'm tired of sliding into booths and eating left overs at restaurants when people leave.
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Ya bruh nut on some kale then lay them out on your cookie sheet hit them with some chili powder and light parm bake it for 10 min at 350F...it will sell hard, I love the taste of cum and chili and the parm just makes me think pungent cheese........ it will be just like that truffle butter taste.
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I was just talking with Alienwidow on the phone and he said he was eating some curry chips. I thought he made them but he said he bought them. He knows I've been struggling financially so I think he was rubbing it in, but the joke's on him. It gave me an idea. I think the gay community is largely untapped. Since exotic chip flavors are all the rage now, I'm thinking about making some semen flavored chips. Should be a hit in the gay community and for the closet guys who like to suck a cock when their GF/wife isn;t looking (you know what I'm sayin, Steve French)

Do you think that could sell? Does anyone know how to bake semen on a potato? Don;t be stealin my idea, MFers! It's here online now so I will sue your ass. Ass. Maybe if the semen chips work I'll make some ass flavored chips (unless their too close to pork rines)

Help a nigga make some scratch. I'm tired of sliding into booths and eating left overs at restaurants when people leave.
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Got to mix it with some heavy cream and paint it on the chips then deep fry just like Cape Cod chips. Although I think they are already hitting up the gay community cause everyone in New England knows about Cape Cod it's the New England San Francisco. Lol, Not far from the land of Nantucket with the man with a dick so long he could suck it. :bigjoint:
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I was just talking with Alienwidow on the phone and he said he was eating some curry chips. I thought he made them but he said he bought them. He knows I've been struggling financially so I think he was rubbing it in, but the joke's on him. It gave me an idea. I think the gay community is largely untapped. Since exotic chip flavors are all the rage now, I'm thinking about making some semen flavored chips. Should be a hit in the gay community and for the closet guys who like to suck a cock when their GF/wife isn;t looking (you know what I'm sayin, Steve French)

Do you think that could sell? Does anyone know how to bake semen on a potato? Don;t be stealin my idea, MFers! It's here online now so I will sue your ass. Ass. Maybe if the semen chips work I'll make some ass flavored chips (unless their too close to pork rines)

Help a nigga make some scratch. I'm tired of sliding into booths and eating left overs at restaurants when people leave.
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Your source is going to be a nutritional nightmare..
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Who wants the faux when the can get that free range cum?
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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Indagrow said:
Your source is going to be a nutritional nightmare..
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I'm thinking country boy sperm may be more valuable cause we don't drink chlorine in our water or bathe, piss and shit in the same chlorinated water that gets recycled. :bigjoint:

Plus we throw a huge sausage fest and bring in 1 woman for a bukkake we can get about a gallon of jizz for just one $50 hooker cut it with heavy cream turn that 1 gallon into 3 now we making some chedder.:bigjoint: We might even be able to wholesale 50 gallon drums for bath tub fun the gay community has plenty money because they split the bill when they go out to eat meanwhile women always want a free meal!! Bitches..... :roll:.... :bigjoint:
 
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