Where have I been, you ask?
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bu$hleaguer
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Damn I just saw one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Changed my whole perception about women with bright red dyed hair. Good for her, no wonder she was walking around the office like she owned the place. I'd hire her and pay her good money to just do nothing too.
God damn you are genius! Nothing like a backup getaway horse!Hi fam,
people have been asking me where I've been so I thought I would just start a thread to explain as much as I can.
It all started last year when they found the midgets. I was called in for questioning again. There were odd vans and cars with lots of coffee cups on the dash around my place. My cell phone kept turning on by itself at all hours. Shit didn;t feel right so I went to Mexico to hang out. I didn;t really have much going on here anyway so it was an easy decision.
Once I got there I got a job at a bar with hookers so I could make a little scratch. There were some super shady types in that place. Then this cop type guy started hanging out so I split there and went deep into the country. It was hard to make money so I sold my passport. One thing led to another and before I knew it I was drinking hand sanitizer and snorting mothballs. One day I woke up in a strange barn with my pants down. There was lots of blood and cocks everywhere. Dead cocks from fighting. I knew I hadn;t been sodomized but I knew it was time to get clean and move on.
I made it to a small town, hitchhiking a ride from some dumbass college kids who rented a VW bug to drive around the state. I'm pretty sure they're in a prison somewhere now.
This is Javier, he is a cool dude. He helped me find some odd work for food money. He's into some weird shit though, but who am I?....
I cleaned up after these horses for a bit. It helped me get over my fear of horses, and I made a little money one night with a show for some tourists when the owners were out of town.
I'll share more when I have time. I don;t know how long I will be here. I may have to go back. Sneaking across the border was fucking nuts. We went through Arizona and I was caught by some clowns calling themselves Arizona Border Recon. I told them I was looking for "El Spico" too. They were not impressed with my lack of supplies and disheveled look, but I convinced them I was a local Indian from the Rez.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I foretell that the frontier for the full-frontal contact sport Clayton calls "living" will involve these.
Like he would not get his midgets their own back up getaway horses in correctly proportioned sizes?? Please, Clayton has standards!I foretell that the frontier for the full-frontal contact sport Clayton calls "living" will involve these.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I worry he keeps them on mothballs. He needs to idle them once in a while too; good thing he can use a smaller start assist unit.
KLITE
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VTMi'kmaq
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Hi fam,
people have been asking me where I've been so I thought I would just start a thread to explain as much as I can.
It all started last year when they found the midgets. I was called in for questioning again. There were odd vans and cars with lots of coffee cups on the dash around my place. My cell phone kept turning on by itself at all hours. Shit didn;t feel right so I went to Mexico to hang out. I didn;t really have much going on here anyway so it was an easy decision.
Once I got there I got a job at a bar with hookers so I could make a little scratch. There were some super shady types in that place. Then this cop type guy started hanging out so I split there and went deep into the country. It was hard to make money so I sold my passport. One thing led to another and before I knew it I was drinking hand sanitizer and snorting mothballs. One day I woke up in a strange barn with my pants down. There was lots of blood and cocks everywhere. Dead cocks from fighting. I knew I hadn;t been sodomized but I knew it was time to get clean and move on.
I made it to a small town, hitchhiking a ride from some dumbass college kids who rented a VW bug to drive around the state. I'm pretty sure they're in a prison somewhere now.
This is Javier, he is a cool dude. He helped me find some odd work for food money. He's into some weird shit though, but who am I?....
I cleaned up after these horses for a bit. It helped me get over my fear of horses, and I made a little money one night with a show for some tourists when the owners were out of town.
I'll share more when I have time. I don;t know how long I will be here. I may have to go back. Sneaking across the border was fucking nuts. We went through Arizona and I was caught by some clowns calling themselves Arizona Border Recon. I told them I was looking for "El Spico" too. They were not impressed with my lack of supplies and disheveled look, but I convinced them I was a local Indian from the Rez.
Your back......thats all that matters!!!!
doublejj
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He better check in with his PO......
ClaytonBigsby
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DoubleJJ, why do you think I was in jail?
doublejj
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Homie everyone I know that just drops out like that is doing a bid......
ClaytonBigsby
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What do you think I was doing THIS stretch for?
doublejj
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It don't matter to me brother, we all make mistakes...hope you get your program worked out. What step are you on?..What do you think I was doing THIS stretch for?
ClaytonBigsby
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I don;t do steps. Not much of a dancer. I prefer to just do my time and be done, answer to nobody.
doublejj
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Stay down!....
Diabolical666
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not having permits, for an illegal all midget circus porn?What do you think I was doing THIS stretch for?