wtf has been going on around here lately?

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StonedFarmer

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So my cat decides to come over and try and lick my jerk chicken Sammy. Me being the MAN I am decides to throw a little liece her way she had not moved from the water dish in 10 min. Yet she will stop drinking water just to give me dirty looks.

I think this kitty needs some kitty kat milk. I feel so guilty qhen she gives me them big blu3 eyes... it was she eats mu sandwich as I look away or I feed the bitcg now. Even lefy the piecr of chicken on the plate for her to remembet who is yhe cook in dis house and what can happen to beautiful women ;) she still loves mr I hope
 

GrowUrOwnDank

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Y'all bitches are just silly. As @ODanksta and @Gary Goodson know. I gut this wonderful, fun, and beautiful lady coming over tomorrow.

Now. Let's get serious. I'm drinking big time.

I gotta Wash sheets, blankets, comforters and quilts. I'm pretty good to go in the department that I will distract her. It's on. I gotsa step up to this. I'm committed I never do. I should probably tell the whole story. I just a really nice Andy Friffirh type Girl and I'll be fine. I think.
 

StonedFarmer

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I am doing more blow tonight. I decided that after drinking a bunch.
Maybe it is allfiction. We will find out now wont we
 

StonedFarmer

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The traps made mad monry today and no cops yet. I dsy yet because half these broke peeps be coming back around for someting but all yhey gunn get is a beatdown.

Make money guys. Some of us actually work in the old folks home.
 

GrowUrOwnDank

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Just trying to be peaceful. Dudes.

She's finer than a moFo bro's. I'm telling you she's all that. I'll post something. I promise.
 
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