I have a penis

[Cannacat]

If I had a vagina, Id get done all the time.
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Chance would be a fine thing.

Only a small amount of women actually like a huge penis.

When you heard that, was it just after hearing "don't worry, it happens to everyone"?

 

[tyler.durden]

i'm hung like a pimple

As long as it works...

 

[abalonehx]

Only a small amount of women actually like a huge penis.

Only a small amount of women ever tell the truth, mang.

 

[tyler.durden]

Only a small amount of women actually like a huge penis.

Yep. Only the ones with vaginas...

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

Chance would be a fine thing.

When you heard that, was it just after hearing "don't worry, it happens to everyone"?

So obviously your female( or pretending lol) so you really want a 10+ inch dick?

 

[tyler.durden]

If she does, she should PM me...

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

Only a small amount of women ever tell the truth, mang.

Men who have to say they have a huge penis seldom do

 

[abalonehx]

I never saw a pimple ejaculate like that, mang.

 

[Cannacat]

So obviously your female( or pretending lol) so you really want a 10+ inch dick?

Nah there's no need to be silly about it, it's more about how it's used. Girth is fairly important though.

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

If she does, she should PM me...

Lol

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

Well we need to know what's considerd "huge"

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

I never saw a pimple ejaculate like that, mang.

Go to YouTube that ain't shit

 

[Cannacat]

I wouldn't consider myself an expert on the subject but I can say for certain that there is such a thing as "too big"!

 

[abalonehx]

Mathematically, you have like 45% more girth if you go in at an angle at a high rate of speed.

 

[Cannacat]

Mathematically, you have like 45% more girth if you go in at an angle at a high rate of speed.

Ouch.

 

[abalonehx]

Go to YouTube that ain't shit

So youve checked out all of the pimple popping vids on youtube? And youre unemployed you say?

 

[abalonehx]

Ouch.

Ha ... you sound just like my wife!

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

So youve checked out all of the pimple popping vids on youtube? And youre unemployed you say?

Why try to diss me?

you have a huge penis that all the lady's love, shouldn't you have better things to do?

When did I ever say in was unemployed?

No I haven't seen all of the pimple popping videos but I have seen a few, a couple of ear wax removal vids as well.

 

[abalonehx]

 

[abalonehx]

are the ear wax vids any good?