Elwood Diggler
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i'm hung like a pimple
I have a penis
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Unclebaldrick
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that joke is meant to be delivered verbally, although it is technically correct.
Really?how? I want a bigger penis.
I have a real snatch and a real penis. Sometimes, I have a fake penis.
Any of the people with a real penis have a fake vagina?
Any of the people with a real penis have a fake vagina?
And the pun is meant to be delivered physically.
tyler.durden
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Don't you mean orally???
tyler.durden
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I have a penis. I use it on people in my way...
Why not? Would you just be humping all day?
tyler.durden
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Cannacat
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I don't think I'd be able to leave it alone...
You would get bord after a day or two then just spank it every other day or so
see4
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And I bet it is tiny. Very very tiny. Dwarf dick.
Mine is bulbous. And purple. And many times, erect.
abalonehx
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If I had a vagina, Id get done all the time.
But thats coming from someone with a penis.
A huge one.
I've seen some big pimples on you tube that have a lot come out of them though.
I bet there's a market for that. I'd look into it if I were you, or I could look into it for you and get a cut of any profits, like a manager what's that 18%?
You would have to be ok with doing hardcore porn of course. Pm me
Only a small amount of women actually like a huge penis.
SunnyJim
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All the ladies I've been with loved the big one.
