Going to Church!

Why do we sin so much?

  • It's Fun!

    Votes: 6 28.6%
  • I don't sin...

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • We're fallen

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • Stop fucking around Tyler

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • This is offensive!

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Bring back Dia NOW!!!

    Votes: 10 47.6%
  • Pinworm/shit stomp

    Votes: 9 42.9%

  • Total voters
    21

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
So, I'm heading off to church this morning. I don't know why, I don't belong to one. I'm just gonna get dressed up, eat breakfast at IHOP, and ride around looking for the church that looks best to me. They're pretty much all the same, right? I haven't talked to jesus in a long, long time. What do you think I should say??? I can't think of anything. I'll be reading your posts while I'm there, I just know I'll get some stellar ideas from you folks. Please don't make me laugh, I'll be in church for god's sake. I'll let you know how it goes when I get back...
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Find yourself a nice Catholic Church and get yourself in that confession box! Lol :)
Those are the churches that praise the mom for the kid's accomplishments, right? I always thought that was interesting. We couldn't get away with that in sports: 'Chicago Bulls win another NBA championship!!! Let's here it for MJ's mom!'
 
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