Olive Drab Green
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"Nonsense.""nirvana"
"Nonsense.""nirvana"
..Are you referencing what happened to me last month?Dear Finger,
This month I will very careful,
while enjoying my life.
damn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?My hands are small. I blame it on my mom's coke use while I was in utero. I was born a month and a half early. Preemptively, fuck you guys. I was doing lines before I was shitting my pants.
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wait, what happenned? how did you get that nasty cut?My hands are small. I blame it on my mom's coke use while I was in utero. I was born a month and a half early. Preemptively, fuck you guys. I was doing lines before I was shitting my pants.
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Oh, I mean, you know. Gotta switch off or you'll LST your shaft to one side.damn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?
left handed stuntmandamn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?
got bit by a tiger when he drunkenly hopped the fence at the zoowait, what happenned? how did you get that nasty cut?
Bourbon, PTSD, and a retarded "friend" threatening me with a blade. He was pretty terrified when I grabbed him by the neck and ripped the thing from his hand. I thought it was a pipe and didn't realize I was cut until I walked away.wait, what happenned? how did you get that nasty cut?
damn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?
LOL I read that first quote as the REASON his hand got cut...got bit by a tiger when he drunkenly hopped the fence at the zoo
That's some friend :-/Bourbon, PTSD, and a retarded "friend" threatening me with a blade. He was pretty terrified when I grabbed him by the neck and ripped the thing from his hand. I thought it was a pipe and didn't realize I was cut until I walked away.
He's just lucky I don't hold grudges. The next few weeks, his bitchass got bitchier. I think I hurt his pride. Fuck him.That's some friend :-/
Well at least now you can have a cool story when someone asks, "How'd you get that scar?" I'd go with the jacking story though. IT's much more badass.Bourbon, PTSD, and a retarded "friend" threatening me with a blade. He was pretty terrified when I grabbed him by the neck and ripped the thing from his hand. I thought it was a pipe and didn't realize I was cut until I walked away.