Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Olive Drab Green]

"nirvana"

"Nonsense."

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

how u feel after u run out and its still early lol

 

[Olive Drab Green]

 

[ovo]

Dear Finger,
This month I will very careful,
while enjoying my life.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Dear Finger,
This month I will very careful,
while enjoying my life.

..Are you referencing what happened to me last month?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Believe me, I'm still on the wagon. I only have so many extremities to spare.

 

[ovo]

how has it healed? the cut was deep.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

I'll take a photo.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

My hands are small. I blame it on my mom's coke use while I was in utero. I was born a month and a half early. Preemptively, fuck you guys. I was doing lines before I was shitting my pants.

 

[ovo]

Hands look fine except those Frankenstein stitches. I have small hands as well. at least yours look like you've done some work at one time.

 

[srh88]

My hands are small. I blame it on my mom's coke use while I was in utero. I was born a month and a half early. Preemptively, fuck you guys. I was doing lines before I was shitting my pants.

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damn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?

 

[Hookabelly]

My hands are small. I blame it on my mom's coke use while I was in utero. I was born a month and a half early. Preemptively, fuck you guys. I was doing lines before I was shitting my pants.

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wait, what happenned? how did you get that nasty cut?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

damn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?

Oh, I mean, you know. Gotta switch off or you'll LST your shaft to one side.

 

[Hookabelly]

damn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?

left handed stuntman

 

[srh88]

wait, what happenned? how did you get that nasty cut?

got bit by a tiger when he drunkenly hopped the fence at the zoo

 

[Olive Drab Green]

wait, what happenned? how did you get that nasty cut?

Bourbon, PTSD, and a retarded "friend" threatening me with a blade. He was pretty terrified when I grabbed him by the neck and ripped the thing from his hand. I thought it was a pipe and didn't realize I was cut until I walked away.

 

[Hookabelly]

damn man.. almost healed though.. gotta be a bitch to jack off huh?

got bit by a tiger when he drunkenly hopped the fence at the zoo

LOL I read that first quote as the REASON his hand got cut...

 

[Hookabelly]

Bourbon, PTSD, and a retarded "friend" threatening me with a blade. He was pretty terrified when I grabbed him by the neck and ripped the thing from his hand. I thought it was a pipe and didn't realize I was cut until I walked away.

That's some friend :-/

 

[Olive Drab Green]

That's some friend :-/

He's just lucky I don't hold grudges. The next few weeks, his bitchass got bitchier. I think I hurt his pride. Fuck him.

 

[Hookabelly]

Bourbon, PTSD, and a retarded "friend" threatening me with a blade. He was pretty terrified when I grabbed him by the neck and ripped the thing from his hand. I thought it was a pipe and didn't realize I was cut until I walked away.

Well at least now you can have a cool story when someone asks, "How'd you get that scar?" I'd go with the jacking story though. IT's much more badass.