Random Jabber Jibber thread

[mr sunshine]

I had this vision in my head, a place where anyone can say whatever they want. Fuck topics and staying on them.


I'll get things kicking.


I'm sitting on my toilet making a thread as I take a shit and rub my finger in between my head and my forskin and smelling it every once in awhile. It smells like a camp fire.



Now you go.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I just can't beat that

 

[StonedFarmer]

I just can't beat that

Unlike you, I just can't beat it to that

 

[curious2garden]

I broke my right ischial tuberosity, literal dumb ass.

 

[srh88]

Unlike you, I just can't beat it to that

ive already beat off 4 times to it

 

[StonedFarmer]

ive already beat off 4 times to it

Can you show me how you did iy plz?

I lrn best hands on

 

[StonedFarmer]

I broke my right ischial tuberosity, literal dumb ass.

Right handed are we?

 

[curious2garden]

Right handed are we?

LOL actually right ass dominant

 

[Singlemalt]

I had this vision in my head, a place where anyone can say whatever they want. Fuck topics and staying on them.


I'll get things kicking.


I'm sitting on my toilet making a thread as I take a shit and rub my finger in between my head and my forskin and smelling it every once in awhile. It smells like a camp fire.



Now you go.

Very evocative, unlimited potential. What kind of wood fire; hardwood or conifer? North west forest or Southern east?

Edit: I'm getting a Walt Whitman feel vs say Stephen King

 

[curious2garden]

Very evocative, unlimited potential. What kind of wood fire; hardwood or conifer? North west forest or Southern east?

 

[Singlemalt]

Wish my dick smelled like napalm, would smell like victory

 

[curious2garden]

Wish my dick smelled like napalm, would smell like victory

How do you know your dick doesn't smell like Napalm?

 

[mr sunshine]

Very evocative, unlimited potential. What kind of wood fire; hardwood or conifer? North west forest or Southern east?

Edit: I'm getting a Walt Whitman feel vs say Stephen King

Somewhere in between peach tree wood that a cat with the runs shat on, and particle board. It's strong like curry but darker I know darker isn't a way to describe smell but .......

 

[Grandpapy]

I broke my right ischial tuberosity, literal dumb ass.

Ouch! (had to look it up)

 

[mr sunshine]

My dick smells like a hangover.

 

[Singlemalt]

How do you know your dick doesn't smell like Napalm?

Cuz I'm just not smelling that good ol' victory

 

[StonedFarmer]

I love how this conversation is going.

Quick someone tell.me their nipple siE for optimum thread satisfaction.

Im reallymjuat curious lol pun not intended

 

[StonedFarmer]

I gotta stop drinking tho. Atleast for a moment it's time to puke ovet the balcony and aim for cars and racoons.

Very good my dear self very good

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I gotta stop drinking tho. Atleast for a moment it's time to puke ovet the balcony and aim for cars and racoons.

Very good my dear self very good

You're on a world class professional roll up there, we're damn proud of ya!

 

[StonedFarmer]

You're on a world class professional roll up there, we're damn proud of ya!

The racoons were a bit out of my projectile range.

It was not even close tbh. But theae cars got wrecked in my vomit. Sadly it may happen again because I have 6 more o.e left.

For sure pukiny and probably puking the whole way to school.

But i will piat my progress for sure. Sometimes i recoverm never xohnt me kut i am on peds vro