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Drowning-Man

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My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.
 

mr sunshine

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My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.
I found a tutorial for you.
 

Singlemalt

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My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.
Dynamite, then re-stock
 

bizarrojohnson

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My uncle has a different type of pest problem in his new pond he dug. A snapping turtle eating all his fish. He shoots at it from his house 100 yards out but apparently their smart and have good sight and ears cuz it ducks underwater every time he opens the window. Any suggestions on terminating a fucking turtle? Such a random pest.
Why doesn't he just leave the window open?
 

Drowning-Man

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I think it keeps its eyes tord the house when on land. Only surprise shot he got was the first time and he missed. Best bet would be sneak up from the woods and sit in a tree for a few hours. Ambush it. I'd be to scared to pull a "Wild Man" edisode on it. Alligater snappers will rip yer hand off. Mabey set bate lines like they do for Alligators.
 
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