Random Jabber Jibber thread

[srh88]

Lol like treasure island both are shitholes upon a closer examination

But ya come to tc bro lets watch me black out

Lol I'll be on tomorrow.. Tc lags out bad on my phone

 

[StonedFarmer]

Lol I'll be on tomorrow.. Tc lags out bad on my phone

Ill be round tmrw. Hangover day for aure

 

[Aeroknow]

Lol I'll be on tomorrow.. Tc lags out bad on my phone

Wait! Tc works on the phone? What?

 

[whitebb2727]

Their based outs Ft Cambell

I was raised there.

 

[whitebb2727]

This is what my wife uses. It's from her province. And pretty famous. Can be found at most Oriental Markets.

My Chinese step mom would grow peppers and make that stuff. If its the same, holy shit its hot.

 

[whitebb2727]

ya well when i got my divorce in sept 2014 i started munching on xanax 1milli footballs and norco like trail mix
graduated to popping bars like pez candy.,and adding coke to the mix to still function..etoh too and really anything else
purposely loosing my memory..
i did but didnt realize there would be such long term memory damage. ability to adapt learn and process...
really fucked my brain up with my combination of drugs.

so much so my girl can bullshit with me, tell me anything and ive forgotten in a matter of hours. shell often say "i told you yesterday" ...impossible to win an argument when you honestly have no idea what was said or happened.

i may often talk about my drug use, in a way embellish my drug use.. truth is, dont do what i do. i have issues

be happy your not as fucked up as i am.. your still so young (i assume) i know partying is great. keeping your brain lit like 4th of july

but seriously, take it easy man. im trying to sray with my current girl, shes so good to me. and in a way i see some of myself in you.

ive cheated on her soooooo many times and treated lots of women like shit since my divorce.

i know your prolly like wtf, where is this coming from..n but hey on occasion i gotta speak from the heart


oh and yea i meant mother, she has cancer......everywhere lol.
but, is what it is.




anyway time to go get drunk. tired of being sober.

i havent smoked weed in so long. i hate to say but im happier, have more energy and less foggy all the time. i might stay relatively sober for a good while

It does the body good to clear the fog sometimes.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Wait! Tc works on the phone? What?

Ya bruh they got an app but it glitched

 

[StonedFarmer]

Here is some pellicle porn from beers

 

[StonedFarmer]

Brewing with bacteria 101 hosted by stoney

 

[StonedFarmer]

I have really matured.

I told my vrother no more beer I gotta walk home.

He said your not walking anywhere, I concurred and grabbed my beer.

I am dranked

 

[Jamaleugene]

Can it come through the mail? If so,I want in.

 

[StonedFarmer]

I woke up with a half bottle of westmalle beside me, cum everywhere, food laying on the floor and clkse to 30 missed calls.

First thing was to get drunk again cause its a long weekend. Then I look at call log and say to myself outloud " fuck off cat lady its 1 pm"

What am I some piece of meat? Gawd

Edit : cracked another westmalle. Feeling kind of blah.

 

[StonedFarmer]

This thread is now my blog.

Drcided to switch up beers. This stuff must be good, it says it contains alcohol on the label.

 

[StonedFarmer]

I bet I pass out drunkenly around 6 pm qith my dick out watching anime or something idk. #ballinout

 

[Gary Goodson]

I bet I pass out drunkenly around 6 pm qith my dick out watching anime or something idk. #ballinout

lmao! Drunk ass

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

It's like slow motion.

 

[StonedFarmer]

lmao! Drunk ass

Lol I just read the % on this beer. 16.2% abv oh my lawdy this is a good beer.

At first I was all 2% and began yelling at my beer cellar wondering how i gravved the non alcoholic beer. Then realized it said 16 . 2 and was all o well that will do.

Gare where you been my man? Wanna get drunk with me u asshole?

 

[mr sunshine]

I woke up with a half bottle of westmalle beside me, cum everywhere, food laying on the floor and clkse to 30 missed calls.

First thing was to get drunk again cause its a long weekend. Then I look at call log and say to myself outloud " fuck off cat lady its 1 pm"

What am I some piece of meat? Gawd

Edit : cracked another westmalle. Feeling kind of blah.

Cat lady is a good woman. IF YOU EVER HURT CAT LADY, IF YOU EVER CAUSE HER AND UNHAPPINESS OF ANY KIND, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS.

 

[StonedFarmer]

It's like slow motion.
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Reported to the better business Bureau for making me cry.

Ever wake up and see you messaged a bunch of family your dic pics?

It is not a fun time explaining whg you sent your mom a dic pic at 6:30 am proclaiming I am a "fyxking gawd bish suck dat dick"

Not a fun way to wake up at all. Then havj g yo repwat with many more family members. Really makes you wonder

 

[StonedFarmer]

Cat lady is a good woman. IF YOU EVER HURT CAT LADY, IF YOU EVER CAUSE HER AND UNHAPPINESS OF ANY KIND, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS. View attachment 3688250

We can tag team her bro.

I have been an assholr to her all morning. My fav is to text her u mad? Or dem tities

Usually just grt called a perv or whatevs.

Gawd get this keyboard awat from me