HELP!!! logo & branding for my new LED company

[OneHitDone]

Found your first sales rep

 

[Will Thayer]

Ive seen uranus

the deepest of purples

Your Naughty, You said you could keep a secret. I am a respectable family man after all.

Ouch,
Will

 

[sixstring2112]

Found your first sales rep

lmao,the pow shupply is ahroomimun lolololol

 

[Icemud420]

Make sure you sell red laser pointers too, and demonstrate the high PAR at 100' away.

 

[Will Thayer]

Is it wrong that the above video has me aroused?

Cheers,
Will

 

[PerroVerde]

B.O.H.I.C.A. LED Inc. a limited liability Corp brought to you by Shangzun China and your best friends older brothers buddy that use to try and sell you over priced Mexi brick 1/8ths calling them 1/4's... what could go wrong?

 

[thetr33man]

Make sure you sell red laser pointers too, and demonstrate the high PAR at 100' away.

Ill give her a big coke....

 

[hyroot]

Bufu - buy us fuck u (how high movie)

 

[robincnn]

You just got to put your logo and your name and you are good to go.

https://www.rollitup.org/t/introducing-my-new-lamp.874141/

 

[IFARTED]

Spectrum Kingz

 

[GrumpyT0ker]

I want in are you looking for investors?

 

[choomer]

How about BriteLite?
Create a subconscious association with the LiteBright toy that kept millions the world over staring at a bright light for hours. It also keeps the brand remembered.

Offer it in sizes like "MiniMax, Supreme Maximizer, and Ultimate Gargantua" w/ Humboldt, Blue Grass, and N.Y.C. based testimonials including amateur pics of a scantily clad GF's posed holding/hugging the products.

Mention that the company beginnings were mentored by the helpful folks that brought you the Phototron in decades past.

Edited for spelling after staring into a bright light for 5 min.

 

[The Green Griffin]

RofLed: "Let our faux-ton flucks you!" We guarantee 200% that our patented harvest-moon shaped light footprint will signal your plants that 'fall is coming - better get it done!' causing the highest rate ever measured. The spectrum is tailored not only maximize plant growth in every stage, but exposure to 2 hours a day has been shown to increase testosterone levels in humans by 65%!*. We've also added in a special secret wavelength that was proven to deter all insects!** So if you like things potent and bug free, this is the light for you!***


*when accompanied by 1ml injection of testosterone monthly
**by Gino P. In Rockaway, NJ
***This light is so intensely bright that we will not be responsible for damage to eyes, clothing, plastics or living animals.

 

[Stealthstyle]

Purple headed warriors
Bell end LED's leading the path and growin big bulbous black widows (BBBW)

 

[OneHitDone]

i just received the best answer ever from an ebay seller of led lamps, you must steal this as your standard customer inquiry response

Dear Customer,

We regret that we do not have such information for the light. The light is suitable for Building site, hotel, hall, Home ,Supermarkets, Industrial use, etc

Best Regards,
Cherry
Customer Service Team

 

[Herbal_Essence]

How about BriteLite?
Create a subconscious association with the LiteBright toy that kept millions the world over staring at a bright light for hours. It also keeps the brand remembered.

Offer it in sizes like "MiniMax, Supreme Maximizer, and Ultimate Gargantua" w/ Humboldt, Blue Grass, and N.Y.C. based testimonials including amateur pics of a scantily clad GF's posed holding/hugging the products.

Mention that the company beginnings were mentored by the helpful folks that brought you the Phototron in decades past.

Edited for spelling after staring into a bright light for 5 min.

you must be fun at parties.


JK
I enjoyed your comment the most xd

 

[pop22]

Ohh come on, be like Blackstar, mark them up 600%!

I could really use you guys help. I am thinking about importing a container of chinese made led fixtures.
-I will not alter them in anyway.
-I will mark them up 300%
-I will reference state of the art COB technology, using a mix of colored leds so that the light emitted is a beautiful purple color.
-Since women like the color purple, I will use naked women to market the product.
-i will not use any science or show any results of how the products perform.

I am looking for a catchy name, maybe a play on words. i am having trouble so please help.
So far, I have come up with :

mmOmc LED : it stands for Micro Mole on My Cock. let me know what you guys think. here is the logo.
View attachment 3689438

 

[pop22]

Name it Grow Monsters..........

And I want a light for naming your company!

 

[Bubbleblower]

Houdini Lightning

The first company to use revolutionary advanced quantum physics technology to generate free particles.
A picture of Nicola Tesla next to that statement.

We'll back it up with a ton of impressive irrelevant scientific literature and pretty graphs.
The light will come with a full 100% guarantee the lightoutput is effectively doubled.

 

[BOBBY_G]

Houdini Lightning

The first company to use revolutionary advanced quantum physics technology to generate free particles.
A picture of Nicola Tesla next to that statement.

We'll back it up with a ton of impressive irrelevant scientific literature and pretty graphs.
The light will come with a full 100% guarantee the lightoutput is effectively doubled.

youre gonna have to beat maxgrowlights.com

if you cant replace a 1000W with 150 yet, youre behind the curve, obv.