OneHitDone
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Found your first sales rep 
HELP!!! logo & branding for my new LED company
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Will Thayer
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Your Naughty, You said you could keep a secret. I am a respectable family man after all.
Ouch,
Will
sixstring2112
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lmao,the pow shupply is ahroomimun lololololFound your first sales rep
Will Thayer
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Is it wrong that the above video has me aroused?
Cheers,
Will
Cheers,
Will
PerroVerde
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B.O.H.I.C.A. LED Inc. a limited liability Corp brought to you by Shangzun China and your best friends older brothers buddy that use to try and sell you over priced Mexi brick 1/8ths calling them 1/4's... what could go wrong?
thetr33man
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Ill give her a big coke....
robincnn
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You just got to put your logo and your name and you are good to go.
https://www.rollitup.org/t/introducing-my-new-lamp.874141/
https://www.rollitup.org/t/introducing-my-new-lamp.874141/
GrumpyT0ker
Member
I want in are you looking for investors?
choomer
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How about BriteLite?
Create a subconscious association with the LiteBright toy that kept millions the world over staring at a bright light for hours. It also keeps the brand remembered.
Offer it in sizes like "MiniMax, Supreme Maximizer, and Ultimate Gargantua" w/ Humboldt, Blue Grass, and N.Y.C. based testimonials including amateur pics of a scantily clad GF's posed holding/hugging the products.
Mention that the company beginnings were mentored by the helpful folks that brought you the Phototron in decades past.
Edited for spelling after staring into a bright light for 5 min.
Create a subconscious association with the LiteBright toy that kept millions the world over staring at a bright light for hours. It also keeps the brand remembered.
Offer it in sizes like "MiniMax, Supreme Maximizer, and Ultimate Gargantua" w/ Humboldt, Blue Grass, and N.Y.C. based testimonials including amateur pics of a scantily clad GF's posed holding/hugging the products.
Mention that the company beginnings were mentored by the helpful folks that brought you the Phototron in decades past.
Edited for spelling after staring into a bright light for 5 min.
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The Green Griffin
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RofLed: "Let our faux-ton flucks you!" We guarantee 200% that our patented harvest-moon shaped light footprint will signal your plants that 'fall is coming - better get it done!' causing the highest rate ever measured. The spectrum is tailored not only maximize plant growth in every stage, but exposure to 2 hours a day has been shown to increase testosterone levels in humans by 65%!*. We've also added in a special secret wavelength that was proven to deter all insects!** So if you like things potent and bug free, this is the light for you!***
*when accompanied by 1ml injection of testosterone monthly
**by Gino P. In Rockaway, NJ
***This light is so intensely bright that we will not be responsible for damage to eyes, clothing, plastics or living animals.
*when accompanied by 1ml injection of testosterone monthly
**by Gino P. In Rockaway, NJ
***This light is so intensely bright that we will not be responsible for damage to eyes, clothing, plastics or living animals.
Stealthstyle
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Purple headed warriors
Bell end LED's leading the path and growin big bulbous black widows (BBBW)
Bell end LED's leading the path and growin big bulbous black widows (BBBW)
OneHitDone
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i just received the best answer ever from an ebay seller of led lamps, you must steal this as your standard customer inquiry response 
Dear Customer,
We regret that we do not have such information for the light. The light is suitable for Building site, hotel, hall, Home ,Supermarkets, Industrial use, etc
Best Regards,
Cherry
Customer Service Team
Dear Customer,
We regret that we do not have such information for the light. The light is suitable for Building site, hotel, hall, Home ,Supermarkets, Industrial use, etc
Best Regards,
Cherry
Customer Service Team
Herbal_Essence
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pop22
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Bubbleblower
Member
Houdini Lightning
The first company to use revolutionary advanced quantum physics technology to generate free particles.
A picture of Nicola Tesla next to that statement.
We'll back it up with a ton of impressive irrelevant scientific literature and pretty graphs.
The light will come with a full 100% guarantee the lightoutput is effectively doubled.
The first company to use revolutionary advanced quantum physics technology to generate free particles.
A picture of Nicola Tesla next to that statement.
We'll back it up with a ton of impressive irrelevant scientific literature and pretty graphs.
The light will come with a full 100% guarantee the lightoutput is effectively doubled.
BOBBY_G
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youre gonna have to beat maxgrowlights.comHoudini Lightning
The first company to use revolutionary advanced quantum physics technology to generate free particles.
A picture of Nicola Tesla next to that statement.
We'll back it up with a ton of impressive irrelevant scientific literature and pretty graphs.
The light will come with a full 100% guarantee the lightoutput is effectively doubled.
if you cant replace a 1000W with 150 yet, youre behind the curve, obv.