2 new things

[mr sunshine]

I will bro. Just banging cat lady nd shjt lol

She is so hot. Gawd famn them Totti totties

I told your ass to go to sleep 5 hours ago . I'm starting to think cat lady is a bad influence on you.

 

[StonedFarmer]

I told your ass to go to sleep 5 hours ago . I'm starting to think cat lady is a bad influence on you.

No sleep i guess. Been trying too

 

[Drowning-Man]

-I hate pizza .



-I cried a lot when Tom Hanks lost Wilson in castaway, I felt horrible.

I cried when the snake died in Anaconda
I put hot sauce on everything I eat.

 

[Indagrow]

I'm dyslexic


I suck at telling time

 

[SPLFreak808]

I could literally eat raw fish every day of the week for the rest of my life, too bad i can't afford it lol.
I sprint 10 miles in less then 2 hours twice a week every week, really helps me with insomnia and staying fit.

 

[Drowning-Man]

I could literally eat raw fish every day of the week for the rest of my life, too bad i can't afford it lol.
I sprint 10 miles in less then 2 hours twice a week every week, really helps me with insomnia and staying fit.

Sushi with wasabi and ginger are amazing

 

[SPLFreak808]

Sushi with wasabi and ginger are amazing

Fuck yes! Now i know what im eating for lunch today lol.

 

[neosapien]

I lived directly across the street from a bar as a child and witnessed many vehicular fatalities.

I started my first job at 12 years old. Washing dishes at said bar.

 

[mr sunshine]

I lived directly across the street from a bar as a child and witnessed many vehicular fatalities.

I started my first job at 12 years old. Washing dishes at said bar.

Im glad you made it out of there alive, with your big ass dick.

 

[Drowning-Man]

First drug I ever used when I was 14 was coke.
My first job was as a paper boy for the Thrifty Nicole at 11yrs old.

 

[neosapien]

Im glad you made it out of there alive, with your big ass dick.

It was a struggle. The old bar whores were always swarming me.

 

[Drowning-Man]

 

[dlftmyers]

I have a deviated septum
I did a lot of blow in the 90's

 

[Drowning-Man]

 

[curious2garden]

Tell me 2 things about you I didn't already know. I'll go first.

- I've been arrested more than 6 times for public intoxication
- I can piss my full name on a fence. In cursive.

Now you go.

OMG you can cursive!!! I was at the DMV and some girl was told to sign her driver's license and she looked earnestly at the clerk and asked, "In cursive?"

 

[Indagrow]

I recycle, I also throw huge bags of recyclables into the compressor pit because fuck you hippies


I have crazy allergies right now, I could take something but I love sneezing all day I have no idea why

 

[Maxman and Fiddler]

When I was little my parents would leave me in the bathtub with the dish washing container as the soap (the one where you pop the top up and squeeze out the soap). Well I lined up the opening of the container spout with the opening of my penis and injected dish soap into my dick hole. It was painful and there was significant follow up to recover.

Second - I love horsemeat, it's so good.

 

[abe supercro]

peehole fentanyl

 

[BamaBoyBeRolling]

injected dish soap into my dick hole.

 

[Maxman and Fiddler]

Nope, I was a naive 7 or 8 year old, exploring with things I didn't know about. Purely benign!