Drowning-Man
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Listen to the song Ciggaro by System of a Down. "Dick big enough to walk through. Door"Im glad you made it out of there alive, with your big ass dick.
Listen to the song Ciggaro by System of a Down. "Dick big enough to walk through. Door"Im glad you made it out of there alive, with your big ass dick.
It was a struggle. The old bar whores were always swarming me.
Trail of tears...
how many is that?
Just to be clear on the abortions, You impregnated 2 different girls in a 30 day period? That was some loose flying there mister!1. Received two speeding tickets within one hour approx 100 miles apart.
2. Responsible for two abortions within the same month.
That's funny because you're a teacher, Drivers ed i hope.I have a sink I pee in at work cuz the bathrooms too far.
I've hit 2 separate pedestrians with my car
break the leg before or after the ticket? same day even?I once got a DWI on a moped and broke my leg.
Nah, sex Ed. Pop quiz- would you like a hot Carl or a dirty sanchez? We just ended our unit on Cleveland steamers.That's funny because you're a teacher, Drivers ed i hope.
I keep seran wrap on me at all times.Nah, sex Ed. Pop quiz- would you like a hot Carl or a dirty sanchez? We just ended our unit on Cleveland steamers.
Fell off and broke my leg. They waited 9 months to arrest me cuz of injurybreak the leg before or after the ticket? same day even?
Come by my pad.1. When I was 4 I told this girl at the bus stop that a broken bottle on the ground was rock candy. She ate it and her mouth started to bleed and she ran home. I still feel bad about that to this day.
2. When I was like 6 my friend told me to suck his dick. Well I was 6 and didn't know what I was doing. So yeah, I sucked his dick for like 10 seconds then realized that it felt wrong and I bit the shit out of it.
2 things I never told anybody.
I don't do that anymore, lol. No dicks for me.Come by my pad.