2 new things

[Drowning-Man]

Im glad you made it out of there alive, with your big ass dick.

Listen to the song Ciggaro by System of a Down. "Dick big enough to walk through. Door"

 

[Drowning-Man]

It was a struggle. The old bar whores were always swarming me.

 

[BamaBoyBeRolling]

I have crashed 3 cars all of them without a drivers license, no insurance and drunk. 93 mustang, 97 f-150, and a 97 lincoln navigator. I guess I have a thing against the 90s.

Drove a honda 300 fourtrax off a 15ft cliff at a decent speed. I ended up breaking my left collar bone, lower left arm, a couple of ribs and my arm came out of socket. Looking back I am lucky as fuck, I was 12 and a friend said no balls, so naturally I had to prove him wrong.

 

[ChingOwn]

I have a secret thing I like to do when I am driving alone that will make every one mad....I love to litter

I hate these two bands in this order.

1. System of the down
2. Nirvana

 

[Xiu]

I have a secret thing I like to do when I am driving alone that will make every one mad....I love to litter

 

[abe supercro]

1. Received two speeding tickets within one hour approx 100 miles apart.


2. Responsible for two abortions within the same month.

 

[Drowning-Man]

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Trail of tears...

 

[abe supercro]

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how many is that?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

1. Received two speeding tickets within one hour approx 100 miles apart.


2. Responsible for two abortions within the same month.

Just to be clear on the abortions, You impregnated 2 different girls in a 30 day period? That was some loose flying there mister!

 

[Drowning-Man]

I once got a DWI on a moped and broke my leg.

Had a conversation with an ant hill while on shrooms.

 

[abe supercro]

Then twenty years later I had a chance with the same two women, within a month apart, and blew both.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I have a sink I pee in at work cuz the bathrooms too far.

I've hit 2 separate pedestrians with my car

 

[mr sunshine]

I have a sink I pee in at work cuz the bathrooms too far.

I've hit 2 separate pedestrians with my car

That's funny because you're a teacher, Drivers ed i hope.

 

[abe supercro]

I once got a DWI on a moped and broke my leg.

break the leg before or after the ticket? same day even?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

That's funny because you're a teacher, Drivers ed i hope.

Nah, sex Ed. Pop quiz- would you like a hot Carl or a dirty sanchez? We just ended our unit on Cleveland steamers.

 

[mr sunshine]

Nah, sex Ed. Pop quiz- would you like a hot Carl or a dirty sanchez? We just ended our unit on Cleveland steamers.

I keep seran wrap on me at all times.

 

[Drowning-Man]

break the leg before or after the ticket? same day even?

Fell off and broke my leg. They waited 9 months to arrest me cuz of injury

 

[bizarrojohnson]

1. When I was 4 I told this girl at the bus stop that a broken bottle on the ground was rock candy. She ate it and her mouth started to bleed and she ran home. I still feel bad about that to this day.

2. When I was like 6 my friend told me to suck his dick. Well I was 6 and didn't know what I was doing. So yeah, I sucked his dick for like 10 seconds then realized that it felt wrong and I bit the shit out of it.

2 things I never told anybody.

 

[mr sunshine]

1. When I was 4 I told this girl at the bus stop that a broken bottle on the ground was rock candy. She ate it and her mouth started to bleed and she ran home. I still feel bad about that to this day.

2. When I was like 6 my friend told me to suck his dick. Well I was 6 and didn't know what I was doing. So yeah, I sucked his dick for like 10 seconds then realized that it felt wrong and I bit the shit out of it.

2 things I never told anybody.

Come by my pad.

 

[bizarrojohnson]

Come by my pad.

I don't do that anymore, lol. No dicks for me.