Random Jabber Jibber thread

[neosapien]

I got one job to go finish up this morning at work then I got a wedding to attend at 3. It's gonna be 88f today. What's proper attire for a wedding in 88f weather? Gonna sweat my fucking balls off.

 

[Drowning-Man]

88f? Lol

 

[neosapien]

What's so funny?

 

[Grandpapy]

Here’s The Grammar Test Experts Claim Only Those With An Above Average IQ Can Ace. ​

http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/heres-the-grammar-test-experts-claim-only-those-with-an-above-average-iq-can-ace-did-you-pass-it/1144/?vt=2016-06-10-22:16

haha, we need (sorry, I) need to raise the standard!

 

[420God]

Here’s The Grammar Test Experts Claim Only Those With An Above Average IQ Can Ace. ​

http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/heres-the-grammar-test-experts-claim-only-those-with-an-above-average-iq-can-ace-did-you-pass-it/1144/?vt=2016-06-10-22:16

 

[Big_Lou]

you'd be surprised what you see here

wat u meen bi dat bro? eye c lotz a gud writin hear! don no wat u maen cuz.

also i jes pick dis up kin u tel me if is fire or laced ?

 

[420God]

I got one job to go finish up this morning at work then I got a wedding to attend at 3. It's gonna be 88f today. What's proper attire for a wedding in 88f weather? Gonna sweat my fucking balls off.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

What's so funny?

88's not too bad. You'll prob only be outside for pictures and the ceremony maybe. The rest is prob inside. Just remember to put corn starch on your wrinkle bag it'll keep em dry.

 

[ChingOwn]

I have to make tater salad today I am going to put green olives in it cause Fuck it thats why

 

[StonedFarmer]

I have to make tater salad today I am going to put green olives in it cause Fuck it thats why

Stuffed olives cause you want to think outside the box in these situations

 

[qwizoking]

@420God
if anyone can, i figure youd know how and be able.

i want an enclosed patio thats mostly glass.. you know so i can chill indoors, party what not.my imagination is lmited.. but i want that shit the old mood rings were made of to be the inside walls and the temp chanfes of the glass or whatever woyld make pretty colors

you could do it right?

 

[neosapien]

88's not too bad. You'll prob only be outside for pictures and the ceremony maybe. The rest is prob
inside. Just remember to put corn starch on your wrinkle bag it'll keep em dry.

It's all outside at a park! I like @420God 's suggestion.

 

[neosapien]

I got stuck behind a funeral procession on the way home. I debated for a few minutes on how immoral it was to turn my blinkers on and just go with the flow. Then pulled in my neighborhood and caught what looked to be Jehovah's making the rounds. Probably not that immoral after all.

 

[curious2garden]

you could have venison with your tomatoes..

Out where I live they hunt humans with those. They took an engineer out of season.

 

[420God]

@420God
if anyone can, i figure youd know how and be able.

i want an enclosed patio thats mostly glass.. you know so i can chill indoors, party what not.my imagination is lmited.. but i want that shit the old mood rings were made of to be the inside walls and the temp chanfes of the glass or whatever woyld make pretty colors

you could do it right?

Hmm, I do a lot of basic building, more repair than anything. Maybe @tangerinegreen555 would have some ideas. He's making his current project really fancy.
When I built my sunroom I found old patio doors I split and framed in as windows.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I got wasted last night, I just checked and luckily I didn't post anything too offensive. Fear of the old lady's pregnant fury keeps me off the phone when I'm at home.

 

[abe supercro]

Quartzite for one interior wall qwizo.

 

[srh88]

Hmm, I do a lot of basic building, more repair than anything. Maybe @tangerinegreen555 would have some ideas. He's making his current project really fancy.
When I built my sunroom I found old patio doors I split and framed in as windows.

https://www.paintwithpearl.com/shop-custom-paint/temperature-changing-paint/
cant find the original post from @qwizoking ..but theres the paint

 

[420God]

https://www.paintwithpearl.com/shop-custom-paint/temperature-changing-paint/
cant find the original post from @qwizoking ..but theres the paint

That's sweet. I could see chicks getting drunk and leaving body prints.

 

[srh88]

That's sweet. I could see chicks getting drunk and leaving body prints.

something like this but on the wall