Greasemonkey's Compost Pile

Slipup420

Slipup420

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greasemonkeymann said:
then it's simply repeat that until you run out of leaves and nutrients.

I know it's a blurry pic (my camera is constantly refocusing)
but you can see how much I use, it's simply a "sprinkling"
covering the moist leaves, and then repeating over and over.
I do the "heavy" nutrients near the top, because they will settle as you turn it over an over.
Heavy nutrients would be the oyster flour, fishbone meal, greensand, rock phosphates, etc.View attachment 3569487
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Wow so curious how does the Carpet break down haha i see you got everything nicely covering carpet lol does the carpet help in retaining the moisture is this natural composting adding VOCS you know toluene, benzene, formaldehyde, ethyl benzene, styrene, acetone ?? Are these benificial or poisons can your compost style by using Carpet not be 100 percent organic ??? and also curious i cannot find one plant grown by you with this contaminated compost
maybe you should rethink your strategy instead of using a carpet
PS how does it break down anyway /? lol IMG3455.jpg
 
greasemonkeymann

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Slipup420 said:
Wow so curious how does the Carpet break down haha i see you got everything nicely covering carpet lol does the carpet help in retaining the moisture is this natural composting adding VOCS you know toluene, benzene, formaldehyde, ethyl benzene, styrene, acetone ?? Are these benificial or poisons can your compost style by using Carpet not be 100 percent organic ??? and also curious i cannot find one plant grown by you with this contaminated compost
maybe you should rethink your strategy instead of using a carpet
PS how does it break down anyway /? lol View attachment 3703207
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Ok 2/1 ratio composter.
you sir are a fucktard.
ignore.


and seems like you need to delve further, I have plenty of pics.
and you think the earth is flat..
so that sorta ends ALL arguments.
because you are a village idiot.
 
StrictlyClassified

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Hah
Slipup420 said:
Wow so curious how does the Carpet break down haha i see you got everything nicely covering carpet lol does the carpet help in retaining the moisture is this natural composting adding VOCS you know toluene, benzene, formaldehyde, ethyl benzene, styrene, acetone ?? Are these benificial or poisons can your compost style by using Carpet not be 100 percent organic ??? and also curious i cannot find one plant grown by you with this contaminated compost
maybe you should rethink your strategy instead of using a carpet
PS how does it break down anyway /? lol View attachment 3703207
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Lol slipup trying to tell greasemonkey hes doing it wrong xD look at his previous threads and know who youre talking about before you reply. That would be much appreciated thanks
 
MustangStudFarm

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greasemonkeymann

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MustangStudFarm said:
Ohhh, these "new members" are dicks!!! Anyways, here is cheap composter that would be great to start a back up pile. I saw in the reviews that you can lift this off of the pile and it will keep it's shape. For $30, it is cheaper than I can DIY. Plus, it probably looks better!


https://www.amazon.com/1-X-Geobin-Compost-Bin/dp/B0085O6NXQ/ref=sr_1_1?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1466677068&sr=1-1&keywords=Geobin+Composting
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shit, that's a damn good idea, every year I collect a fuckton of leaves and this year i'm gonna go nuts, so maybe I need to get a couple of those..
and you are damn right, 30 bucks is a good deal.
 
FunkeyMunkey

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Instead of reading a few organic threads and thinking you know everything do what I did.....read till your heart is content, learn which members know their shit(obviously greasemonkey) watch their threads and learn from them....then and only then post when you know you're right. Don't just blabble to become well-known


Oh and if you really wanna know something ask in a manor in which people don't immediatley think you're a dick....dick
 
norcal mmj

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Slipup420 said:
Wow so curious how does the Carpet break down haha i see you got everything nicely covering carpet lol does the carpet help in retaining the moisture is this natural composting adding VOCS you know toluene, benzene, formaldehyde, ethyl benzene, styrene, acetone ?? Are these benificial or poisons can your compost style by using Carpet not be 100 percent organic ??? and also curious i cannot find one plant grown by you with this contaminated compost
maybe you should rethink your strategy instead of using a carpet
PS how does it break down anyway /? lol View attachment 3703207
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What a tool, he's all look at my field of weed. I bet he works there and is all look at my 2500 pound grow, that I get paid 15$ a hour to tend. Lol
 
MustangStudFarm

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greasemonkeymann said:
shit, that's a damn good idea, every year I collect a fuckton of leaves and this year i'm gonna go nuts, so maybe I need to get a couple of those..
and you are damn right, 30 bucks is a good deal.
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The reviews that I saw, they said that you can pull it up after it is full and the insides will keep it's shape. So, there is only need to get one of these!

Apparently, it does not have a bottom, only sides...
 
greasemonkeymann

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MustangStudFarm said:
The reviews that I saw, they said that you can pull it up after it is full and the insides will keep it's shape. So, there is only need to get one of these!

Apparently, it does not have a bottom, only sides...
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shit I told you my redwood tree's roots have basicly disintegrated the entire carpet (that toxic, toxic, carpet)
fuckin hell, so now I gotta rip those out again, and the are BIG, the roots are thicker than my fingers already, that tree LIKES the amended compost for sure.
what a whore..
i'm gonn set cement down I think
 
greasemonkeymann

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FunkeyMunkey said:
That toxic carpet hasn't killed everything off?? LOL
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hah.. some people...
yea luckily the radiation and isotopes are at their half lifes, and it's just mutating everything now.
I got to get another digital camera, mine totally took a shit.
pure awesome fluffy black gold it is.
so much so that the redwood roots are going insane.
I gotta bag it up, or transfer it to a big smart pot or something.
next autumn I am laying down cement.
 
MustangStudFarm

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greasemonkeymann said:
hah.. some people...
yea luckily the radiation and isotopes are at their half lifes, and it's just mutating everything now.
I got to get another digital camera, mine totally took a shit.
pure awesome fluffy black gold it is.
so much so that the redwood roots are going insane.
I gotta bag it up, or transfer it to a big smart pot or something.
next autumn I am laying down cement.
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Oh hell, I found a piece of carpet in my compost mix also!!! I am so fucked... I have a friend that does a little contract work and mows the grass at buisnesses and I get a little trash when he brings me clippings.

Hey, I like your new pic!!!
 
greasemonkeymann

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MustangStudFarm said:
Oh hell, I found a piece of carpet in my compost mix also!!! I am so fucked... I have a friend that does a little contract work and mows the grass at buisnesses and I get a little trash when he brings me clippings.

Hey, I like your new pic!!!
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careful of that toxic carpet... maybe that's what is growing my spider mites into these radioactive, mutated, highly resistant strain of mites
hahaha
 
MustangStudFarm

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I got that Geobin in the mail and I have a few bags of leaves at the ready position. Should I layer it with leaves, grass, and manure?

I am going to spot fill my yard also, get a nice lawn. I saw sand burrs "stickers" starting to grow. I dont see them in the whole yard just by the road where the lawn is not so great. I heard a good lawn chokes out sticker plants?
 
greasemonkeymann

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MustangStudFarm said:
I got that Geobin in the mail and I have a few bags of leaves at the ready position. Should I layer it with leaves, grass, and manure?

I am going to spot fill my yard also, get a nice lawn. I saw sand burrs "stickers" starting to grow. I dont see them in the whole yard just by the road where the lawn is not so great. I heard a good lawn chokes out sticker plants?
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holy shit, pun intended.
Nah, I wouldn't add any nitrogen/greens to that, i'd just add leaves, and maybe kelp meal.
probably wouldn't hurt to sprinkle some minerals too, basalt, granite, SRP, just not azomite considering it's gonne be re-used
 
MustangStudFarm

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greasemonkeymann said:
holy shit, pun intended.
Nah, I wouldn't add any nitrogen/greens to that, i'd just add leaves, and maybe kelp meal.
probably wouldn't hurt to sprinkle some minerals too, basalt, granite, SRP, just not azomite considering it's gonne be re-used
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What does a person really do with all of that manure??? Fuck, my nephew wants to go and get more because I pay my help well. He said that there is 3-4x as much still left at the warehouse.
greasemonkeymann said:
SRP
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I spent a few minutes trying to figure this out, but I didnt!?
 
greasemonkeymann

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MustangStudFarm said:
What does a person really do with all of that manure??? Fuck, my nephew wants to go and get more because I pay my help well. He said that there is 3-4x as much still left at the warehouse.

I spent a few minutes trying to figure this out, but I didnt!?
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sorry, srp is soft rock phosphate
and that's a good question regarding all that manure.
that's a LOT of shit
enough for a lifetime of small grows
 
greasemonkeymann

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MustangStudFarm said:
Ok, I was bored so I googled it... Urban Dictionary:

Fuck-Tard
When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.
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next to that description you could add
"always a good recommended practice, of sterilization of aforementioned fuck-tard's genitalia, preferably without anesthesia."
gotta protect the human race
 
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