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Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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Cannacat said:
Ah and that is where he's got me. I've got a shitload of illegal weed growing in random spots in my house. I can't throw him out, he's bigger than me, and I can't phone anyone (family, police) to do it for me cos of the weed. He reveled in pointing this out to me, followed by something along the lines of "they won't get there in time, I'll destroy you" but I'll be just fine, I always am, and there's a pack of razor blades in my bra for the next time he threatens me too, I'll take his fucking eyes out before letting him intimidate me again. Thanks for being nice though :peace:
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If it were me I'd make it to the next harvest. Chop, dry, trim. Vac seal the herb and put it all somewhere else. Take down the equipment (I know I know. Almost worse than the situation) and do whatever it takes to get the bastard out. Life's too short for that shit.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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ttystikk said:
Ouch. You need better beer glasses. Or googles, lol
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They are good beer glasses. I have thick pint hlasses and some mugs.

Fml ao im sitting stoned in the staff/ locker room all stoned eating brownies like a mofo.

Girl comes out who baked them, I look at her in the eyes and begine laughing dropping brownie bits all ovver the floor.

I recieved a mortified look and probably going to be laughed at fot a while.

The biah left all them brownie pieces in a big bowl beside my work area. Fml again now imma get fat and probably choose brownies over my tasks
 
srh88

srh88

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Bob Zmuda said:
If it were me I'd make it to the next harvest. Chop, dry, trim. Vac seal the herb and put it all somewhere else. Take down the equipment (I know I know. Almost worse than the situation) and do whatever it takes to get the bastard out. Life's too short for that shit.
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this is the best advice. itll suck fucking up the cycle, but you gotta do what you gotta do
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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srh88 said:
no tomato? what? weirdo.
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I like the following: tomato sauce, ketchup, sundried tomatoes, tomatoes that have been cooked. Tomato soup, tomato ice cream.

I just can't stand a slimy, seedy slice of uterus fruit ruining my sandwich.
 
Cannacat

Cannacat

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Bob Zmuda said:
I like the following: tomato sauce, ketchup, sundried tomatoes, tomatoes that have been cooked. Tomato soup, tomato ice cream.

I just can't stand a slimy, seedy slice of uterus fruit ruining my sandwich.
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My mum used to make her secret recipe cake, everybody always loved it and nobody could ever guess the secret ingredient.... It was a tomato soup cake lol, you couldn't tell anyone before they tried it or they wouldn't touch it but it was always funny to see their faces when we told them.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Bob Zmuda said:
Make me one too? No onion or tomato please. :)
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I ate a flaffel durinh our sudden meeting about work place bullying.

I then made my way back to choppin potatoes and had more brownies. I hrought that bowl with me home.

I eats all ur foods.

Oh I forgot I was roasting squash. That shit burnt. In my defense I asked someone to watch it and they forgot too. Fml

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