My neighbor...

jayjay777

jayjay777

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Today my neighbor took me into his house, he was very excited. He led me into his basement and started to show me his plants, about six plants all stunted and over watered with burn and wilting. He was so excited to tell me about what he was doing. He said "that's the purp, see the stems are purple". I wanted to laugh. Hes flowering under a single bulb t8 and miracle grow.

This guy has no clue there's a 16,000 watt garden literally 15 feet away from him. My rooms sealed tight. You can get a good smell in the house during harvest tho which I'm trying to fix but anyways...

My instincts tell me to stay far away from the guy. You know. Smell tell and sell. But then there's a part of me that thinks I should throw him an old tent, fan and light n show him what it is. Not like I would talk him into putting in 16 lights... Even tho it would be a great idea lol... But for real. I wanna stay away n then again I wanna help him out. I would never tell anyone I grow, but should i give him some old equip or at least pointers?

He had a plant hanging that should of been several ounces for its size. It was more like several grams, he has big plants in half gallon pots, its so sad

Wish I got a pic lol
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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I would keep it on the down low .....if your sucessful now you could ruin it all by letting one wrong person know ......however if he took you to see his grow ...he must think something about you as far as weed goes....why would he invite you into his grow without thinking your a grower already ....
 
jayjay777

jayjay777

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He knows I smoke. Hes asked me to buy a bag few times n i just give him a bud, Ive always told him I don't sell weed.

He has a garden in his back yard n so do I. We've mentioned growing before in casual conversation but I've always said there's no way my wife would let me, she would take the kids n leave in a heart beat.

I've always played stupid and I do it well. I've known the guy for a long time. I trust him to an extent. Hes just different. His pedigree is not street like at all.

Anyways, that's what my gut was telling me. Just play stupid.

N he also asked me if he should move them out back into the yard n i told him no. Even tho they would do 100x better. I don't want the attention...

I could totally see him getting in trouble for it while I'm next door with 16 lights lol
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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You have a garden outback and so does he you said above ....well don't you think he's seen your plants if he's your neighbor ....sounds fishy idk if id trust the situation all the way around ......good luck I always stay very low key
 
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pabloesqobar

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jayjay777 said:
He knows I smoke. Hes asked me to buy a bag few times n i just give him a bud, Ive always told him I don't sell weed.

He has a garden in his back yard n so do I. We've mentioned growing before in casual conversation but I've always said there's no way my wife would let me, she would take the kids n leave in a heart beat.

I've always played stupid and I do it well. I've known the guy for a long time. I trust him to an extent. Hes just different. His pedigree is not street like at all.

Anyways, that's what my gut was telling me. Just play stupid.

N he also asked me if he should move them out back into the yard n i told him no. Even tho they would do 100x better. I don't want the attention...

I could totally see him getting in trouble for it while I'm next door with 16 lights lol
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Thanks so much for the punctuation and paragraphs.
 
Milliardo Peacecraft

Milliardo Peacecraft

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Dude, don't do it. I've been in similar situations and have regretted it sorely. Buddy's mom gets cancer, I'm like "errrr um, maybe I could, uhhh teach you how to fish".

Next thing you know, it's like Dr. Seuss in his basement. Fucker pouring water into fabric pots that are completely saturated, "dude why's my floor soaking wet all the time?"

The whole time, homie's got soaking wet feet with a thouie hood inches away from his face. God help me. I'm for real, 2% of people grow their own for a reason. There are some people that just cannot garden worth a damn, and you don't want to be reading about this fool in the local gazette when they find a human-sized lump of charcoal next to his larf factory.
 
Olive Drab Green

Olive Drab Green

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Milliardo Peacecraft said:
Dude, don't do it. I've been in similar situations and have regretted it sorely. Buddy's mom gets cancer, I'm like "errrr um, maybe I could, uhhh teach you how to fish".

Next thing you know, it's like Dr. Seuss in his basement. Fucker pouring water into fabric pots that are completely saturated, "dude why's my floor soaking wet all the time?"

The whole time, homie's got soaking wet feet with a thouie hood inches away from his face. God help me. I'm for real, 2% of people grow their own for a reason. There are some people that just cannot garden worth a damn, and you don't want to be reading about this fool in the local gazette when they find a human-sized lump of charcoal next to his larf factory.
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Firstly, I love your fucking name. Best character from Wing. Secondly, he definitely should have gotten an LED and picked up a book.
 
Milliardo Peacecraft

Milliardo Peacecraft

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Olive Drab Green said:
Firstly, I love your fucking name. Best character from Wing. Secondly, he definitely should have gotten an LED and picked up a book.
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Well after seeing what a snafu he had made of the situation, I politely offered him one of my extra COB rigs. The weirdest shit man, I balanced his nutrient schedule for him, he follows it to the letter, but he cannot figure out how to water his clones. I've never seen anything like it, everything else is on point, and the easiest part of the whole venture is what he's totally fucking up. The one thing I can't do for him, ruins everything with root rot. I wish I could think of a better word than "stupid", and what's worse is there's a lady with liver cancer that could really benefit from not having a fucking goofball son.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, boy that's for sure.
 
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