My parents are coming to visit...

[neosapien]

How do I hide my grow from them? It's in the spare bedroom that they most likely think they're staying in. It's not too big like 66 small plants in like week 12 of the vegetative stage. It's loud though. I got 24 pc fans hooked up to a RV battery. I'm running out of ideas of what to tell them. I offered to put them up at this hostel I found on Craigslist but they laughed at me and thought I was kidding. What should I do?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Put on your big boy pants and show momma your grow. Give em some brownies first tho.

 

[Singlemalt]

KCl

 

[a senile fungus]

It sounds like you need 66 small lamp shades pronto.

 

[burrheadd]

Roll a big fat one fire it up and meet them at the front door

 

[fandango]

Tie some cherry tomatoes on the branches and pick some for dinner salad's...serve edibles to the folks day and night too

 

[abe supercro]

just show them commerce, they'll understand.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Hang some red plastic xmas ornaments on them and show them your "tomato" plants.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Tell them you fuck Caitlyn Jenner on the reg and don't give a fuck what they think. When they get a confused look on their faces, run.

 

[Gary Goodson]

When are they coming? How long are they going to stay? And do you have amazon prime?

Order a tent and put them in the garage?

 

[dandyrandy]

You had 1 real answer. Me I'd be screwed. Even at my age....

 

[vostok]

Go rent a U-Hual trailer and park it down the street

good luck

 

[Gary Goodson]

Go rent a U-Hual trailer and park it down the street

good luck

I think this might be the best idea, but with the tent he can keep a small light in there to keep them in veg. In the uhaul they wont get any light and might yellow up.

 

[BarnBuster]

no problemo, just tell them you ran into a little health issue and you'll see them next time

https://www.amazon.com/Bloody-Mary-Small-Infection-Makeup/dp/B009DKM66O

 

[srh88]

make that room your bedroom during their stay and let them think your room is the guest bedroom... or just tell them the house burnt down and get a fancy room at the local motel

 

[Gary Goodson]

make that room your bedroom during their stay and let them think your room is the guest bedroom... or just tell them the house burnt down and get a fancy room at the local motel

What are his parents gonna do when they find all the dildos he has stashed in his room? Huh? Smart guy

 

[srh88]

What are his parents gonna do when they find all the dildos he has stashed in his room? Huh? Smart guy

i think you know what they are gonna do...

 

[Olive Drab Green]

You should dig a punji pit by your front door and tell them the door is open.

 

[Mr.Goodtimes]

Tell them it's your sex dungon then start telling them in detail about the swings, chains, whips, and go to open the door.

They'll stop you and go stay at a hotel. I promise.

I put a lock on it and tell people storage if they ask. Lost the key sorry, here's some pillows for the couch tho

 

[srh88]

You should dig a punji pit by your front door and tell them the door is open.

thats intense