The UK Growers Thread!

lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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I know someone who got sent to prison in Dubai for a spliff. His name is DJ Grooverider. He got 5 years or something!

I'd be too scared to go, even the cashpoints out here are covered in coke. I'd need new everything. Delete all pics on phone etc. Fuck that.

Edit : found it, I never liked him anyway. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/feb/20/news.radio


Lmao at the other one with a joint of 0.003g! They mean 0.3g ? Still a prison spliff! Also, a sentence for 3 poppy seeds on a Swiss guy? Please.
 
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DST

DST

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For some reason when I was a lad my Mum would always buy me new sports socks from the market for going on holiday (the nice white ones we all wore in the 80s.) Never thought I'd have to replace my whole wardrobe for a holiday ffs. I guess taking a medible on the plane and turning up red eyed is not the best idea either. Gets worse by the minute. Boys better fukking enjoy it or they'll be getting left at customs with a gram in their rucksacks :)
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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The one place I've never fancied UAE. just sounds like hard work. Ya bird wearing a headscarf and covered shoulders. No kissing n shit. Sounds well oppressive. Most of the folks I've spoke to say its like a large version of the metro centre everyone running from aircon to aircon. That said hope you have a good time D its one off the bucket list eh.
 
zeddd

zeddd

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Don Gin and Ton said:
The one place I've never fancied UAE. just sounds like hard work. Ya bird wearing a headscarf and covered shoulders. No kissing n shit. Sounds well oppressive. Most of the folks I've spoke to say its like a large version of the metro centre everyone running from aircon to aircon. That said hope you have a good time D its one off the bucket list eh.
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i went there was drinking and fking on the beach. Under a towel out of respect to the locals, everyone expat is on the booze out there but it's the min 4 years for trace amounts that has stopped me visiting my schoolmate
 
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1stblood......

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i member stopping at Dubai on the way to oz bout 25yr ago now, was a pretty small airport back then and dont think Dubai was very built up that long ago, airport was abit of a shithole tbh member loads of ragheads in full robes tho with big eagle type birds on there arms fuck nos why? me old man said it was just a show of wealth?

that moonrock post soon got deleted lol nice1 for the offer zedd its cool tho mate i got nowt to offer in return am having a good break from the game.
 
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zeddd

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1stblood...... said:
i member stopping at Dubai on the way to oz bout 25yr ago now, was a pretty small airport back then and dont think Dubai was very built up that long ago, airport was abit of a shithole tbh member loads of ragheads in full robes tho with big eagle type birds on there arms fuck nos why? me old man said it was just a show of wealth?

that moonrock post soon got deleted lol nice1 for the offer zedd its cool tho mate i got nowt to offer in return am having a good break from the game.
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Pm me if you want one man
 
ONEeyedWILLY444

ONEeyedWILLY444

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Don Gin and Ton said:
The one place I've never fancied UAE. just sounds like hard work. Ya bird wearing a headscarf and covered shoulders. No kissing n shit. Sounds well oppressive. Most of the folks I've spoke to say its like a large version of the metro centre everyone running from aircon to aircon. That said hope you have a good time D its one off the bucket list eh.
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You alright mate? Long time no speak. You still getting random packages from your drunk self?
 
oscaroscar

oscaroscar

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ONEeyedWILLY444 said:
You still knocking about on here?? Its crazy ive not been on riu for years and everyone is still here, alot of new faces and the same banter
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Yeah still here. I do come and go a bit though. I disappear for a while then back on Dons thread and make the old gag about putting a fan in there lol.
How's things with you mate?
 
DST

DST

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Don Gin and Ton said:
The one place I've never fancied UAE. just sounds like hard work. Ya bird wearing a headscarf and covered shoulders. No kissing n shit. Sounds well oppressive. Most of the folks I've spoke to say its like a large version of the metro centre everyone running from aircon to aircon. That said hope you have a good time D its one off the bucket list eh.
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Aye lad, wouldn't be my first choice either tbh. I use to do a bit of recruitment out there. Had a team of guys working on a Disaster Recovery project (which in itself was a disaster, lol). They just use to hang out in the hotel all the time, so freaking boring. It'll be just before Xmas so guaranteed sun and I think a bit more normal out there (mid 20's I believe). So I'll be lying about like a lizard hopefully pointing the boys towards the kids club every day:)
 
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